Ranchill

*Checks imaginary watch for the temperature*

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

When a dog dies, the delivery man is arguably the one who is hurt the most. He has known Spot since he was a pup and given him countless treats. Then one day Spot is just gone. Nobody even tells the delivery man what happened.

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

Not much excites me more than when my burger is served with a knife stuck through it

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

*covered in mud*
*rinses off in a mud puddle*

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

Bed(after button is pushed): Zoom activated
Patient: Are we gonna launch?

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

Hungry dogs are gonna eat

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

Might start a bonfire tonight. Might just throw my notes in it bc I dont wanna study anymore....

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

100% Pangean

[Nicky @nickturani]

Absolute ripoff!

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

Me: *Gives someone a hard time*
Also me: *tells them that they’re fine*

[kaici mcbride @kkaaiiccii]

crocs: on
busch: light
yee: haw

mood all summer 2019 🤠

[Dirt Road Queen ♡ @DirtRoadQueen__]

The most important thing you’ll see today

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

Planning trips to Nashville, Cedar Point, and Glacier National Park. Hmu which one you wanna go on 😉

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

"...I think she needs to be put out to pasture"

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

The new season of Brooklyn 99 is complete trash

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

i may be a piece of trash but at least my vaccinations are up to date

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

You always know what kind of party it is when they start singing the chorus of Sweet Caroline...

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

If you need me I'll be at the boat show looking at the beautiful and expensive vessels.
*also at the boat show to find a sugar daddy who can buy one of those boats*

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

@TMansfield8 Your dreams are America's dreams

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

In elementary school I thought crazy hair day meant that you didn't have to brush your hair that day... in my defense, it was still crazy

[Ranchill @the_rdubs]

Relationship status: from ironically calling everyone bro to keeping everyone at a distance by calling them bro