Sarah Tabor

A nail and makeup addict. A wine aficionado. Founder/CEO of Nothing Incorporated. A chronic procrastinator. An artist and herder of small humans.

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

Merry Christmas everyone! We attempted to get a photo with the whole family, all 5 Fluffernutters included. Needless to say it was a gigantic waste of about 40 minutes 🤣 #greatpyrenees #pyrlove #merryfloofmas #bigasstoddlerdogs #three1yearolds #BlessedAndGrateful

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@BuckSexton Ahhhh yes. This must be the “new” math 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

The commander-in-chief, everyone

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

i'm thinking the dems are trying to re-elect trump.

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@RepMattGaetz He’s a threat to the human race.

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@TimRunsHisMouth Does wearing my kid’s Pikachu face mask from Halloween count as complying? 🤔 Hope not - I’d hate to have to upgrade to a full horse head mask. They’re terribly uncomfortable 😉

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@TheBirdWords But we’re we ACTUALLY surprised??? 🙄 #trashy

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@newsmax If only…

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@Bigblockmaestro @WatchChad Yeah but he’s probably carrying her purse anyways 🤭

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@mc_tabi @WatchChad Yep. It’s too tricky to ride a broom in a skirt these days. 😉

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@WatchChad I think they need a new editor/proofreader. They misspelled “cautionary tale”.

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

Odd parenting moment of the day?

I just found out that my daughter’s been using my toothbrush… for WEEKS! 🤢🤦🏼‍♀️

Yep. My kids are not normal. #nailingit

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

Can we stop ordering our Presidents and political leaders off Wish now? 🤔

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@KrisSchuma @DonaldJTrumpJr YES!!! Thank you!!! That’s what I’ve been saying! How are any women okay with this? “Wokeness” has completely undone everything that decades of strong women fought so hard to achieve #broken #enoughisenough #louderforthebacktohear

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

@WatchChad This is exactly why #TruthSocial is going to explode!!! ✊🏼🇺🇸💗

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

Anyone know when the Handmaids Tale is back on??? I really want to know how the rest of 2021/2022 is going to go down 🤔

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

IM GONNA BE A MEEMAW!
They look like the quarterback just got the “smart girl” in trouble 😆 The look of “oh god what the hell have I done” 🤦🏼‍♀️ while he’s out high five-ing his football bros 🤣 #icanthandlethefloof #nowondershewasbeingsuchadiva #pyrlife #greatpyrenees #polarbears

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

How can you tell a mom is about to snap???
You hear her yell “oh just hit each other and be done with it!!!” 🤣

I might have been that mom.

Might have.

[Sarah Tabor @the_realMsSarah]

Ugh! I cannot with this dog! He is the sweetest thing but damn it, he’s about as smart as a bag of hammers! 🤦🏼‍♀️ At least I know he thought all EIGHT cupcakes (and wrappers) he stole were delicious. I swear he’s part Pyrenees, part goat. #pyrlife #countersurfingpro #damnitGus