Victoria

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

For someone who prides themselves on being active wayyyy too much of this summer has been spent ordering groceries and takeout from my bed

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

Popped an ambien before I sent an email to request a meeting. Wonder who’s showing up. Don’t know what we’re meeting about

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Has anyone checked on Demi Moore?

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

My phone has butter on it

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

if a ham can spiral so can i

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

Any time a guy brings up his bearded dragon in conversation I automatically think it’s code for his penis

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

Instagram is really such a troll like ok I’ll offer you the option to unsend a message but I didn’t say I wasn’t gonna send a whole ass notification to the receiver..

[Dana 🌙 Cassidy @FioreDeiLigma]

are you fucking kidding me

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

I think I would be disturbed to find out the actual percentage of my life that is me laying in bed thinking about enchiladas

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

And they for sure place bets

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

@Gigi_Hudson I can’t believe I fucking missed it 😭😭😭

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

Constantly in search of eye creams that reduce under-eye bags and continuing to drink enough to kill a small village every night

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

WHY ISN’T THE MEDIA TALKING ABOUT THIS?!👇

*links to story on mainstream media site*

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

Give not this rotten orange to your friend

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

@elaine_char God no

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

@whiskeyinnajar @rikijohns @aubrey_huff @realDonaldTrump Are you done

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

@rikijohns @derek_del I don’t know what this means.

[Victoria @the_red_vic]

@rikijohns @derek_del Great talk ladies. This was riveting.