David Ripa👁️‍🗨️

Sure I got on sneeks,
But I need a new pair.
Cos basketball courts in the summer got girls there.
Love Pro Cycling
#TravacoSiccomario
#MUFC
#Southport

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@breeadail Pavia is my father's birthplace, more than a town it is a City with 3 Cathedrals,a large monastery (certosa) & a hugely religious population.
Pope's often visit the city as it is in the heartland of the Po valley and it is believed that a prosperous Pavia is a prosperous Italy.

[The Iran Spectator @IR_Media24]

🇺🇸TRUMP: "I've settled eight wars, actually nine, and now it looks like we could have 10."

🇮🇷IRAN: "This man actually started a war, lost it, and fools everyone by saying he settled it. Absolutely crazy." 🤣

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In other words, I can't bear to be questioned about my dodgy finances so I'm never going to speak to a real journalist again.

[Robespierre (YouTube) 📢 @MaxFRobespierre]

Boris Johnson's sister 🤣

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Fuckface falls asleep on live TV, he lies as he breathes, his body is decomposing, he can’t walk a straight line, he has dementia, he’s an adjudicated rapist, a pedophile, a convicted felon, he’s got the IQ of a carp AND HE STILL HOLDS THE NUCLEAR CODES.

[John O Sullivan @Corballyred]

Man City have spent close to 500 million on players in just the last 18 months and are now banging in 120 million bids on Premier League midfielders.

They are really taking the absolute piss out of the Premier League and these #115 charges.

On the same day Everton are punished again for financial breaches of rules in 2021.

You actually couldn't make it up🫢

Where is the ruling on City????

[Spandan Roy @talksports45]

I believe Ben Stokes might have played his last test as captain and also as player. Only 2 players who played 100+ tests, never lost a test series at home.

Glenn McGrath
Ben Stokes*

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMFG!

Trump literally just celebrated a massive increase in our trade deficit.

He doesn’t even know what a “widening of our trade deficit” means. He thinks it means that we are exporting more than we’re importing, which would be good, but it means the exact opposite.

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep.

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@AmoneyResists He looks like he's gotta go help willy wonka.

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@karunchandhok If the #Monaco grand prix was run with the track in the opposite direction it would be a heck of a lot better.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@TiceRichard We will remember how they fought to stop people like you taking over their country.

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@ATRightMovies @silentmoviegifs I absolutely believe that Buster Keaton is one of the 3 greatest actors of all time.
How to tell a story with a look, glance or even an eyebrow, add the duplication of his work nowadays practically 100 years later.... And the stunts alone are immortality.
Frikkin Genius.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Your publishing it on X because this a publicity stunt which shows no respect whatsoever.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

It's been a number of days and Nigel Farage still hasn't been able to supply proof - has he lied on the world stage?

[Cowboy Beans @ande56495]

No fucking way Trump bathes or showers on his own. He’s cleaned by others like an elephant.

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@PopcornPost_

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@fesshole Terry Scott was simply superb. The episode when he kept falling in to the river was (and still is) absolutely hilarious.
Even the opening credits, something comedically different happening to Terry every time, was subtlety brilliant.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The family asked for peace.

Farage and the far right instead give them riots.

Awful, hate filled, racist thugs.

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@TheLOSTworld_ 2nd best episode of the entire #Lost series in my opinion.
The Shape of things to come is the top of the list.

[David Ripa👁️‍🗨️ @the_ripoman]

@NUFC 🙏