Dom Weems

I connect with Chicken Little on a deep personal level

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

"What's the worst that can happen? I don't know, uh, Sharknado comes through and destroys everything and kills my family and leaves me an orphan. And then I wind up like the star of Annie except I don't end up with Daddy Warbucks!"

Ladies and gentlemen... My sister

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

@CapitalNorthCA @SECRETSofficial Would love to see this happen. Miss you lads!

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

@SECRETSofficial @CapitalNorthCA for SURE

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

@SECRETSofficial @ICENINEKILLS @makethemsuffer Can we make this happen? Like on the real

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

I'm playing PC Call of Duty for the first time, on mouse and keyboard... This isn't going to go well

https://t.co/Q6PpKnLdiH

[Money Mitch 🧡 @GcMike4]

I’m officially OFF THE MARKET! I’m still Single..I’m just giving up😩😂

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump needs to go.
He's one bad hombre.

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

@itsdombro44 New life motto

[Dom @itsdombro]

I need an orgasm or an aneurysm, I don’t care which

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

@MailiWeems

[Ferb @GrovstreetIJU]

Lol come to North Carolina

[The Red Herring @AlanHerringtonn]

cultural impact:

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Architects- The National
Doomsday Anthem

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

FUCK depression. Tell someone you love them today. love you

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

But, and here's the thing, what if we didn't?

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

My birthstone is rock bottom.

[Jacob Harmond @JaekGrin]

“Crowd surfing him” @FRONZ1LLA hahahahahahahah

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

@MiniLaddd For real? Dude you could have made this tweet without drawing attention to the fact that Brian didn't respond to you. He's handled this about as well as he can and you keep seemingly drawing attention to the fact that he's not approaching you. When are you actually gonna move on?

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

Every time I see a lifeguard rescue a drowning kid, it just seems like the lifeguard is flexing that they can swim better. It would be less ableist if they just drowned with them so they don’t feel alone

[Dom Weems @the_robdom]

Fuck... This is pretty good 😅😂