paul ryan

Same Ryan Report, new media. Didn't I used to have a co-host?

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So you're telling me that the followers of a "Free Speech Absolutist" are pointing fingers and screaming at other people exercising their First Amendment rights? Hysteria isn't pretty. You want to be pretty, right?

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@Myowntruth32 @ArmsControlWonk Since Trump doesn't trust US military intelligence, at some point you will have to choose which one you believe more.

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@PeteHegseth sounds awfully bitchy at press conferences. He should smile more.

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@MikeLeeforUtah shouldn't let his ignorance about Vance Boelter be used in public discourse. I imagine he did that because he knows as well as the rest of us that when it comes to political assassinations, more Democrats get killed and he wanted to deflect.

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After hearing @stoolpresidente on NPR I have to conclude that he is a whiney little bitch. Will he ever get off the rag when it comes to Democrats hurting his feelings?

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So @elonmusk is taking his ball and going home. Hard to imagine that thoughtlessly firing thousands of people and lying about your success at cutting government spending would make people hate you so much.

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So @JDVance killed the pope, right? Can't have that inclusiveness shit, right? Show the Pope who's boss!

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College doesn't teach you what to think, it teaches you how to think. Well, if didn't teach @JDVance how to think, his college education was an expensive waste of time.

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One of the many things that Trump doesn't understand is that Justin Trudeau is using Trump's antics to keep his Liberal Party in power. Trump may well keep the Canadian conservatives out of power because of this.

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Does watching your child die of measles change your mind about childhood vaccinations? Does reading about somebody else's child die of measles change your mind about childhood vaccinations?

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Liz Truss wants to see a British Trump. Oddly, she has seen two bloviating incompetents in charge there, Boris Johnson and herself.

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I get the impression that Stephen Miller got beat up at school a lot. And he never forgot any of those incidents.

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The MAGA crowd are so wrapped up in their self-importance that they never see it coming. They certainly didn't see it coming in 2020, and you certainly won't see it coming this time.

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The thing is, all the people who think that they will get something out of the Trump Administration or are helping Elon, they are fucking around right now. We will see what they find out.

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It's important to remember that if Trump and Musk surrounded themselves with very smart people, they would feel inadequate, and their egos couldn't support that.

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The way @MikeJohnson puts emphasis on the word "precious," it's like a verbal shouldercocking.

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This stuff is always easier to understand when you remember that Don is a simple-minded coward and Elon is always high, both of whom believe that power is not a means to accomplish anything, but merely and end onto itself.

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Since people on the right seem to love (but misunderstand) LOTR so much, let me put it this way:

Trump's first term was the destruction of the Shire before Sharkey arrived. His second term is after Sharkey "took over" from Lotho.

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Just so I have this correct:

Trump wanted to stay in the White House in 2021, so a bunch of people rioted in an attempt to make that happen.
They go to jail.
They are released from jail by Trump.
So what's going to happen on January 6th, 2029?

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It would be tempting to say that only children of Republicans will be trapped in iron lungs to cure the polio they got because they weren't vaccinated, the truth is unvaccinted children spread those diseases to immunocompromised people, like rabid dogs. You shoot rabid dogs.