today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
@illicouture This is like posting on Pinterest and saying u can’t use whatever they posted as inspo like that is the whole point of the god damn website
Worked a warehouse job over the summer before uni and I can confidently say that nobody on Earth has an easier job than an attractive woman in a warehouse