Schmo

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

To anyone who intends to come take away the freedom, opportunity, and dignity of Illinoisans, I would remind you that a happy warrior is still a warrior.

You come for my people – you come through me.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

For 2016
For years of dominance 
For your unwavering commitment 
For sweet emotion

We thank you, Kyle.

[Schmo @the_schmo]

I knew I'd seen this playbook before... Main difference is that this is real life, @elonmusk isn't as charming as Wormtongue, and @DonaldTrump isn't half the man Theoden is.

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@DebatingHipHop_ @tsunadaye A lot of MAGA people are gonna want him to be part of the cabinet if they see that photo

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Former Blue’s Clues star Steve Burns shares new video to fans.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The Trump administration interviewing cabinet appointees

[Roxy @chi_rox_]

Thinking about all the abortions I get to have despite the election results because my governor fucking rocks

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Thank you Vice President @KamalaHarris for putting your faith in me, and selecting me as your running mate. Campaigning at your side was the honor and privilege of my life.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@Pirate_B @attorneyjeremy1 He never has before lmao so I wouldn’t hold your breath

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@RonFilipkowski Thanks to Trump I’ll apparently be wealthy in no time! Right? This is gonna make me wealthy? Right?

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

People who voted for Trump when their paycheck stays the same and the cost of everything else still goes up

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

> be democrats
> pull the economy out of a crater
> rebuild manufacturing in the USA
> pump up the stock markets to record highs
> bring unemployment to the lowest rate in decades
> lose

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@JoeBiden rev up the Hurricane Machine, we gotta get this guy somehow

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@ToddBerntson @latenightercom Man I hope you’re right, but what I see is a country that just voted for a man that the rest of the world also hates (oh except Russia) and his clown car of wealthy men he’s bringing with him on his journey of hate, but hey, what’s the worst that could happen?

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@spaceghost I can’t

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@wheezywaiter That’s election interference and won’t stand for it

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@wheezywaiter I was playing call of duty earlier and saw 3 Kamala Clan Tags and only 2 MAGA ones, nature is healing

[Schmo @the_schmo]

@jasonselvig I’m gonna need more alcohol