Kumbirai Chivanga

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[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@snowballOfficia That's nonsense hakuna zvakadaro kana ari svikiro isvikiro full stop

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸Dear Mbinga dzemuHarare,

Hatisikuzobuda muroad for your illegal motorcades. We will not tolerate rudeness from tumamonya twenyu. Learn to respect the rules of the road and other motorists. You are not above the law. Makajaidzwa stereki.

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@nickmangwana Public hearings can not a substitute for a referendum sir, plus you know that the ZHRC highlighted concerns over how some of these hearings were conducted. And Nick, 500k, whether for or against CAB3 is not an adequate representation of the electorate.

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@BrownOxx 🤣🤣🤣

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@hwendec Well done

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@Jamwanda2 Okay thanks. Ko muri kuside kupi ?

[David Coltart @DavidColtart]

In terms of section 6 of the Parliamentary Ethics code she must now either surrender the vehicle back to the donor or not vote at all.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@The_vibehealer 😂😂😂

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

The Zimbabwean Parliament has adjourned until tomorrow.

This is ZANUPF Member of Parliament Perseverance Zhou.
This is the quality of debate that unfolded this afternoon in Zimbabwe’s Parliament as MPs debated the controversial Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3, which seeks to extend Mnangagwa’s term of office to 2030.

It was a bootlicking festival led by the President’s most enthusiastic sycophants.

In this video, she compares Emmerson Mnangagwa to French football superstar Kylian Mbappé and argues that Mnangagwa should not step down in 2028 when his term of office ends. Using a football analogy, she suggests that Mnangagwa should not be stopped because he is already in the 18-yard box and close to scoring.

This is what Zimbabwe’s constitutional debate has been reduced to. Instead of discussing the long-term implications of altering the Constitution, strengthening democratic institutions, and protecting the principle of term limits, Parliament is being treated to football analogies designed to justify extending the tenure of a sitting president.

Whether one supports or opposes Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3, Zimbabweans should expect a higher standard of debate from lawmakers entrusted with shaping the country’s constitutional future.

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@paultungwarara A poster to advertise your gift ? 😂😂😂 Aah zvakaoma zvandoona

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@KingKandoro 😂😂😂 zvave pachena ka

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Noush 🧠 | MUFC @UTDNoush]

Ederson might genuinely be the one signing almost the entire Manchester United fanbase agrees they do not want.

No hype.
No excitement.
No buzz around him at all.

Maybe that’s because nobody really knows him like that outside Serie A circles.

No flashy comps.
No social media propaganda.
Just silence.

Meanwhile INEOS and the Glazers have pushed the deal so far that Atalanta were reportedly ready to leave him out of a crucial game.

That does not happen unless negotiations are deep.

But now United suddenly look unsure about whether to go through with it.

And that is the embarrassing part.

This is not some random player United discovered last week.
They have reportedly scouted Ederson for 2–3 years.
So why does it suddenly feel like they are waiting for fan approval before making a decision?

That is not how serious football clubs operate.

Trust your scouts.
Trust your recruitment team.
Trust your football structure.
Stop moving based on social media reactions.

Because the same fanbase that is now doubting Ederson was hyping Onana and Ugarte like world class signings. Look how that turned out.

Football decisions cannot be made off YouTube compilations and online excitement. If the club truly believes Ederson is the right player, sign him. If not, walk away.

But this constant hesitation and panic over fan reaction is exactly why United keep looking lost in the market.

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@_MakdShelby 😂😂

[Team Pachedu @PacheduZW]

It is with regret that the Chief Justice refused a live broadcast of the CAB3 case. In South Africa almost all court proceedings are broadcast on live TV.

Bad start by the CJ Gwaunza

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@CrimeWatchZW This is nonsense

[Kumbirai Chivanga @the_second_scar]

@ManUtd Scar 8