how can I describe my #bloodweave "dark urge rewrite" fic? let's see:
✅ deranged humor. ✅ murderous found-familying. ✅ multiple life crises, for everyone. ✅ How to Tame a Bhaalspawn (cue movie music)
🦇🪄and they all win✨
Children of Red Chains ➡️ https://t.co/IGa3OKYWau
the difference between star wars and dune is that star wars takes place in the distant past and dune is the distant future. for example, luke the bible is named after luke star wars. however paul dune is named after paul blart mall cop
I like the "Durge is now immortal due to Withers meddling" hc but what I find even funnier is if V (+ everyone else) just literally forgot about that part (a lot was happening at the time ok) so it's a thousand years later and Astarion is just like "damn what's ur skin routine"