casey jones

E&P DUC hunter riding that runaway train of capital destruction

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@SayinHeizman @kaylee_ashlynn Did you read the “a boy and a girl” part? Maybe that’s cool up there in OSU country.

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@DisrespectedThe Best way is no signs at all………..…and a$$holes don’t have time to try and f*ck everybody over when those barrels are coming up at 70 mph…they figure out how to merge

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@SallyMayweather Math nerd says that’s 60 seconds for each dude + 21 seconds swap time…for a solid 24 hrs….who’s gonna clean that up?

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@Crazymoments01 @elonmusk Baller!

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@Tejanobrown Who the hell shoots 10 shot clusters?

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@earlefeel69

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@h2powerplay “Asleep at the Reel”

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@Tejanobrown 100 bbls over at rate or you ain’t doing it right

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@jsep_HTX Not much considering we pumped 10,000,000 lbs in those 24 stages

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@CbRad14 @cade_carter1 Nothing good happening after 72 minutes…..just stop already!

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@ampersandarrow Yeah, sex is great. Cost me 50% of my net worth plus attorney fees. May be the best investment I’ve ever made.

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@EnronChairman @TheNotoriousMMA @justinbieber Co-stars on Tiger King II, The Cum-back

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@EnronChairman LFG!

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@IntelligntSteak Awesome Steak! The banana is still #1, but this is close! “Triggered!” Haha!

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@TomLoughrey_LFE A doc who is 1.5 hrs late and calls me Bud better be good for hookers and blow.

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@oilmantexas1 Word. Negotiate an equity position when you sign on....could pay out well.

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@sarah_e_unicorn I’m gonna smash that!

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@EnronChairman Kip Dynamite, sold his part of the door-to-door furniture business to Uncle Rico and went all-in on Bitcoin

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@HalliBu78316368 Only when the wind blows bro