Nate Sharpie

An actual marker

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

It's go celtics or go fuck yourself

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Is Cleared Salary a good shooter?

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Trade summary, via @ShamsCharania:

Hornets get - Dorian Finney-Smith, 3 second round picks
Rockets get - Cleared salary

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Wait a second this moves me

[Jake Issenberg @jakeissenberg]

We will recreate him in the aggregate.

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

JayPhilly wasn't a curse it was a vision of the future

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

I'm gonna shoot myself in the head

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Hauser + small draft capital for Saddiq Bey would be a cool way to get under the luxury tax

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

I wanted John Collins, Rob or Anferno and I got Mike Conley and his AARP discount

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Bradley

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Shams: Mike Conley to sign a 1-year deal with the Celtics.

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

I think my ideal JB trade/Celtics off-season would involve JB + Hauser to Portland, taking back Scoot + Jrue, sending Shaedon to New Orleans for Murphy, and likely just forwarding the picks there as well. Sign Rob, Looney or Nick Richards. This is assuming Clingan isn't an option

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Love CMB but if my team ends up with Rowan Alexander Barrett Jr I'm committing crimes

[Nick Cattles @NickCRadio]

With the Brown-Clippers and Kawhi-Raptors reporting...

- C's get a big, CMB, Barrett's expiring, two firsts & a swap
- LA gets Jaylen Brown
- Toronto gets Kawhi Leonard

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

@PokemonJosh2886 Solrock

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Lamelo for Derrick + Hauser works cap wise fwiw. Jaylen for Lamelo + salary is an option too, but I don't see them needing a wing unless Bridges gets moved

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Brad wake up

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The Detroit Pistons are trading C/F Isaiah Stewart to the Memphis Grizzlies for three future second-round picks, sources tell ESPN. Pistons clear Stewart's salary and pick up assets while Grizzlies acquire a 25-year-old as a rugged frontcourt piece.

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Those dumbasses let the Thunder get Mara

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

I don't understand the idea of Celtics swapping White for Naz/Gobert. Either move makes us worse, and leaves us without guard depth. Especially when centers should be available for the MLE to round out the rotation. Unless there's an easy path to guard out there

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

@OaksPCPulls @BUYSELLTRADETCG @CardboardBanger 35 pwe for the pair?

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

@OaksPCPulls @BUYSELLTRADETCG @CardboardBanger Pics of Lickitung and Wobbuffett?

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

@PokemonJosh2886 Lunatone + solrock

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

They chose flashy over a champion, and ignored a perfect fit next to Mitchell and now their franchise is cooked. Well deserved

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Cavaliers contemplated a Darius Garland for Jrue Holiday swap before ultimately trading for James Harden, per @ChrisFedor

They ultimately determined he wasn’t enough of a reliable offensive engine

(https://t.co/GkWQAOxLaq)

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Well fucking deserved

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston Celtics' Joe Mazzulla has won the 2025-26 NBA Coach of the Year award.

[Nate Sharpie @the_sharpie_]

Yeah get the fuck out

[SleeperCeltics @SleeperCeltics]

A mock trade proposed by Yahoo's Nico Martinez:

Boston receives Rudy Gobert, a 2028 first-round pick, a 2032 first-round pick, and a 2032 second-round pick

Minnesota receives Jaylen Brown and Payton Pritchard

Who says no?