bite me. ⚡

leave the overthinking to me.

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

New running shoes and reflective tights will hopefully get me running again. 🤣🤣

[Bat Boy @brianbowman73]

I stay away from all the comment sections on social media...

because that's where all the internet badasses live.

[Untapped feelings @echoesofpoetry]

It’s ok to take care of people, but remember to also set a side, some time for yourself.

[Kitten Lady @kittenxlady]

LET’S DO THIS!

Want to learn how to save kittens with me? Join me for an in-person workshop this fall! 🍁 Which city will I see you in?

Register for an event at https://t.co/v32JTXVVng https://t.co/lPTqFdLeLp

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

I didn’t have a bun with my burger so you could basically say I’m a keto master now.

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 @Deliriousbastrd]

I live my life one dysfunction after another...

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

Slept. Like. Crap.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Why the fuck would I tell anyone to have a good day?

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

@Lindseybru Same 🤣🤣

[Hopes and Bones @WillyGCmas]

If one person understands you
that's pretty good.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

About 80% of a child's intelligence is acquired from the mother.

[Coffee. Mom. Repeat. ☕️ @coffeemomrpt]

What #Facebook headquarters looks like right now. 🤣 #facebookdown

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

I made mulled wine and @therealcodygway hates it so I drank it all.

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

Just because you have the fuel sticker from your pop up church doesn’t give you the right to drive like an asshole.

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

Hey @taylorswift13

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

Just 11 more days wearing the packing and not sleeping.

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

Day 6 post Septoplasty and I blew an alien out of my nose. 👃🏼🤢👽

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

Not sure how to sleep when your nose is making popping noises.

[bite me. ⚡ @the_shelb]

Monday’s are for diamond earrings. @therealcodygway you spoil me ☺️☺️☺️☺️😘😘😘😘