Slampiece Jones

listen to some Marvin Gaye and touch yourself

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

@VanLathan Garden State, fuckass movie with an all time soundtrack

[Yuval Abraham יובל אברהם @yuval_abraham]

A group of settlers just lynched Hamdan Ballal, co director of our film no other land. They beat him and he has injuries in his head and stomach, bleeding. Soldiers invaded the ambulance he called, and took him. No sign of him since.

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

@ASchatzNFL But the chiefs have a higher regular season win % over the three years than any of those three other teams? The 11-6 year gets offset by having a 14 and 15 win season

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

@EvanRomano Anyone bring up Sam Esmail yet? Season 2 onward he directed every episode of Mr Robot and clearly controlled the visual language of the pilot. Still blows my mind

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

Jonathan Bailey over Guy Pearce Jesus Christ brother

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

The SAG nominees for supporting actor are:

Jonathan Bailey, WICKED
Yura Borisov, ANORA
Kieran Culkin, A REAL PAIN
Edward Norton, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
Jeremy Strong, THE APPRENTICE

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

2025 In/Out: we must cast our lot together to redirect cyber truck hatred toward chode pickup trucks with tiny beds and SUV seating

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

Thinking about having my Twitter account function like Elon’s and just quote dumbass shit with “interesting”

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

@brwhogan Do they even exist? I feel like they’re a made up boogeyman

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

Smashed that endorse button

[Senator Zellnor Y. Myrie 麥瑞 @zellnor4ny]

It’s official: I’m running for Mayor of New York City — because we need to Rebuild NYC.

Rebuild NYC is a mandate for one million homes — because either we bring down the cost of housing, or we continue to lose New Yorkers. And I don’t know about you, but I’m not leaving.

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

@yc No sir sacks are a QB stat! @therealwillsmit @BG00DIES d

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

A twitter classic where you assume it’s satire until you look up the person who said it

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

thank god she let us in on this top-secret code

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

It’s actually that he fucked a 17 year old and then has done everything in his power to keep the ethics investigation which confirms that from being released, but you were close!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings.

Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

Put in motherfucking Indiana

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

This is very possible

10-2 Ole Miss
10-2 Georgia
10-2 Tennessee
10-2 Texas
10-2 Texas A&M
10-2 LSU or Alabama.

What the hell do we do then?

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

@throatenator It finally happened

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

As a self-education project during lockdown I wanted to see if I could mimic a brand’s advertising style

Anyway, I made this, happy birthday Grimace or whatever

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

The answer for the role is Kaitlyn Dever or Maude Apatow fyi

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK LETS GO

[Andrew Minghee Kim @akimillustrates]

WAKE UP HONEY NEW EVERY FRAME A PAINTING VIDEO JUST DROPPED

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

Not a single mention of Maniac, a great show that feels truly lost to the dust

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

Just had the random thought that I’ll never have to live in Boston again the rest of my life and got so stoked

[Holly @hollyzhz]

If you’re going to the DNC, beware of Malört shots in Chicago.

It’s so easy to get drunk off of Malört because it’s sooo delicious and you can’t even taste the alcohol. Be sure to try them, just don’t have too many!

[Slampiece Jones @The_Shines]

Lying >>>>>>>>

[The Recount @therecount]

Usha Vance defends her husband JD Vance's "childless cat ladies" comments as a "quip":

"What he was really saying is that it can be really hard to be a parent in [U.S.]. And sometimes our policies are designed...[to] make it even harder... I understand why he was saying that."