Simi

And if you're like me you need hope, coffee, melody... fan of the WHITE SOX and the Vikings. Psalm 25:4-5. 2 rescue dogs. Lawyer. she/her

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@EllaJay912 I don’t believe that. There’s no way. Fake news.

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@esjesjesj I for one am mad that the Vikings are continuing their inability to MAKE THE DANG PURPLES MATCH, but that’s just a personal gripe I have with whoever puts together team and cheerleader uniforms… but that’s all I can find wrong ��

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You know how they let position players pitch when the game is out of reach? Petition to let CJ Ham or Cam Bynum or LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE go in at quarterback. McCarthy on one leg. Random fan. I DO NOT CARE.

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@EllaJay912 100%. I haven’t read Wuthering Heights because Jane Eyre made me so angry about wasting my time that I decided not to trust the Brontë ladies anymore.

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@EllaJay912 This is how I felt reading Jane Eyre

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This game is miserable

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Same old Vikings. Don’t show up for important games. I knew having hope that this team was different was a mistake …

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@taylorsschumann My governor! Illinois has lots of issues, but on this- on this I’m happy to be where I am.

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@taylorsschumann Mine is also asleep while I get high heart rate alerts from my Apple Watch…

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@EllaJay912 I’m doing both

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@Peril_in_Pink We suck more

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WE WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE KICKER ISSUES THIS YEAR

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The Vikings are always out here destroying my hopes.

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@lolcatherineann I literally came on here to look for bears fans reactions to this ending 😂 sorry to you bears fans, but the Vikings needed this after falling apart and losing 2 in a row looking as bad as they did…

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@BrynDonovan 1) absolutely I do!
2) millennial

[✨ Tara Wine-Queen Writes ✨ @TaraWineQueen]

Give us Muppets Pride and Prejudice with Gonzo as the narrator and a growling Brett Goldstein as Darcy, you cowards

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I would like to invite @philvischer to present more facts on twitter. Sincerely, a person who loves facts.

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@philvischer should present more facts on twitter. I would love to invite him to present more facts. Sincerely, a person who loves facts.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

So God wanted Trump to win the 2020 election but the Democrats stole it...

And God wants Trump to win again in 2024, but Democrats are controlling literal hurricanes to thwart that plan...

So MAGA believes Democrats are more powerful than God?