Slingfolio is live.
CA: GoqdpMVvqawNUvdfTmqXvvoSaDRrqDQexzG7wzf2pump
One coin. 14 stops. Every 5 minutes the creator fees of $SLINGFOLIO buy the next coin on the line and airdrop it straight to holders. No claiming, no staking.
Hold and collect.
Already shipped tonight ->>>>
ok so this guy has been stealing the fees for like 40 minutes now and i can’t take it anymore.
not a single drop. i sat there watching the “next run in 2:43” like an idiot, it hits zero, “running now”, nothing happens, back to 5:00. opened the source. it’s a javascript timer. the feed endpoint returns an empty array. there is no engine behind $SLINGFOLIO, there’s a countdown and a girl in a kimono.
meanwhile 0.44 SOL of fees just sitting in the vault and the dev wallet is 51 SOL deep.
the idea is actually good though. slingoor’s 14 bags, bought one at a time with the fees, airdropped to holders, loop forever. it deserved to be real.
so i built it. please bear with me:
– every 5 min the creator wallet claims the fees
– buys the next stop on the line through jupiter (the coins trade against $BTC so it routes SOL → BTC → coin in one tx)
– snapshots every holder on chain, curve and pool excluded
– airdrops the coin pro rata to all of you
– burns the dust and closes the account so the dev wallet never holds a single coin
– moves to the next stop. after 14 it loops.
every claim, buy, drop and burn is linked on the board. paste your wallet and it shows you exactly what you received and your share of the next one. no timer. no trust me bro. just the chain.
the line is the same 14 coins. the difference is mine moves.
https://t.co/tgIrp5paYv
The line keeps moving🟠
168 distributions.
84.51 SOL spent buying the lineup.
25,129 holder payouts.
Creator fees doing their thing. Coins landing in holders’ wallets
https://t.co/8xi8c3Re8X
i have a life. it's weekend... and slingoor refused to support this coin because he thinks im the same guy that launched first token (https://t.co/il5MCe00Ws)
i already did a lot sticking to my word and sending almost 100 sol back to holders... all i can do for today is post some memes
The Ledger
Every SOL the engine ever touched, and where it went. Fees come in, the line's coins go out to holders. Every number below is a transaction you can open on Solscan.
https://t.co/LHRKDEbNxJ
solana:GoqdpMVvqawNUvdfTmqXvvoSaDRrqDQexzG7wzf2pump engine update 🚂
We spent the day making the tek stronger and fully transparent. Everything below is live right now.
1) Dedicated engine wallet
The engine no longer runs from the dev's wallet. 100% of solana:GoqdpMVvqawNUvdfTmqXvvoSaDRrqDQexzG7wzf2pump creator fees now route on-chain through https://t.co/irOR7Li8SL fee sharing to the engine wallet:
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The config is locked on chain. Nobody can point the fees anywhere else. Not even us.
2) We found 6.3 SOL of fees that were never claimed
PumpSwap parks part of the creator fees inside the pool itself and the old claim never saw them. Fixed: every run now sweeps that bucket first. The 6.3 SOL went straight into the pot. Run 66 bought 5.22 SOL of $CCC for 296 holders in one go.
3) Saved balances get paid faster
Drops too small to open a token account are saved per wallet, per coin. Before, they only paid out when that coin came around again (every 14 stops). Now every run also sweeps the other coins: the moment your saved balance clears the threshold, or you open the coin's account yourself, it's sent.
4) Minimum holding: 100,000 solana:GoqdpMVvqawNUvdfTmqXvvoSaDRrqDQexzG7wzf2pump
Dust wallets were burning rent on token accounts and never reaching a payable drop. Now ~470 real holders share every stop, so each drop is bigger. Under the minimum you keep what's already saved for you. Only wallets that sell to zero forfeit.
5) The ledger
Every run with every claim, buy, drop and burn signature, plus the books: fees in = buys + rent for holders' accounts + fees waiting + network fees.
https://t.co/m9ekkdOXfa
Nothing to trust, everything to click.
6) Your own page
https://t.co/xVIa8oRXRu
Your holding, rank, share of supply, every drop you received valued in SOL, what's saved for you per coin, and a share card to post.
Also live: holders and SOL/day with a 24h chart on the home page, route status per stop (TLC shows "no route" and is skipped, nothing lost), and operator alerts on any failed run.
Where we stand: 67 runs · 76 SOL of fees bought and airdropped · 11,789 payouts · lap 6.
Every 5 minutes. On chain. https://t.co/r6bSy0TLT5
gm. engine’s been paused ~2h for an update — moving it to a dedicated engine wallet with the fee split written on chain (100% of solana:GoqdpMVvqawNUvdfTmqXvvoSaDRrqDQexzG7wzf2pump creator fees → engine, permanently).
fees kept piling up while it slept, nothing is lost. everything gets distributed when it turns back on, with receipts.
update soon
Lap 1 done. Lap 2 running. A few hours since the first buy and we are not done!
→ 16 distributions
→ 48.86 SOL of fees bought and airdropped
→ 2,334 holder payouts
→ 0.39 SOL already waiting for the next stop
Every 5 minutes, same routine: claim → buy the next coin on the line → send it to holders. Every tx on the board at slingfoliocom
Small holders: your drops aren’t gone, they’re saved under your wallet and paid once they add up. Paste your address on the site to see yours.
Slingfolio is live.
CA: GoqdpMVvqawNUvdfTmqXvvoSaDRrqDQexzG7wzf2pump
One coin. 14 stops. Every 5 minutes the creator fees of $SLINGFOLIO buy the next coin on the line and airdrop it straight to holders. No claiming, no staking.
Hold and collect.
Already shipped tonight ->>>>
ok so this guy has been stealing the fees for like 40 minutes now and i can’t take it anymore.
not a single drop. i sat there watching the “next run in 2:43” like an idiot, it hits zero, “running now”, nothing happens, back to 5:00. opened the source. it’s a javascript timer. the feed endpoint returns an empty array. there is no engine behind $SLINGFOLIO, there’s a countdown and a girl in a kimono.
meanwhile 0.44 SOL of fees just sitting in the vault and the dev wallet is 51 SOL deep.
the idea is actually good though. slingoor’s 14 bags, bought one at a time with the fees, airdropped to holders, loop forever. it deserved to be real.
so i built it. please bear with me:
– every 5 min the creator wallet claims the fees
– buys the next stop on the line through jupiter (the coins trade against $BTC so it routes SOL → BTC → coin in one tx)
– snapshots every holder on chain, curve and pool excluded
– airdrops the coin pro rata to all of you
– burns the dust and closes the account so the dev wallet never holds a single coin
– moves to the next stop. after 14 it loops.
every claim, buy, drop and burn is linked on the board. paste your wallet and it shows you exactly what you received and your share of the next one. no timer. no trust me bro. just the chain.
the line is the same 14 coins. the difference is mine moves.
https://t.co/tgIrp5paYv
Every buy, every airdrop and every tx is on the board at https://t.co/8xi8c3Re8X. Paste your wallet to see what you got and what’s saved for you
The engine is live and improving every day. Small drops are saved, not lost. Thin pools get smaller buys. More stops as the bags grow