Perrence

my feet are duct taped to the pedals on this one

[Perrence @the_slothiness]

“Hey look I made you some content” 🎶

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@PonyJuice1010 @TMZ Absolutely not, he will be getting a hefty fine and probably end up on the no fly list. As soon as you ignore verbal commands from the crew and the captain deems it a credible risk they can restrain you and make an emergency landing

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Odysseus on his way back

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@mubaraq00476 @Jayysein Yeah he’s kind of an odd addition here as he is neither a DC or Marvel character

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@mubaraq00476 @Jayysein That is not Vision. Its Spawn

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@GamewithDave

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@All_Lee24 He’s been eating rats and pigeons his entire life and still grew up big and strong his immune system is top tier

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Political Transfer portal is open

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

“the mayor-elect has opened a portal”

my god what have we done. we didn’t know he was this powerful.

[Dear Thommy 💘 @thom_weights]

🤷‍♀️

[Perrence @the_slothiness]

Getting recognized AS DR. Sturgis AND NOT Princess Bride is crazy

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!!

[Perrence @the_slothiness]

That’s how you get a three part docuseries

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[Perrence @the_slothiness]

God’s plan 👆

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I, personally, would not admit that praying to my deity does not grant me protection from curses

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@watersavvy @BiancoDavinci Mikuláš of Kadaň, having completed his masterpiece in Prague, was approached by other nations to build them an equally magnificent clock. When city councillors of Prague found out, they burned out Mikuláš’ eyes, ensuring that no other country could have a clock like theirs

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And now you’re watching him make sweet sweet love your earholes

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

I watched this guy eat a cake made of human hair, shit, and piss

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Tell us he wears a wig, you friendless gimp

[Perrence @the_slothiness]

Open casket but face down? Could be the move

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Just saw a piece of plastic that viscerally reminded me that plastic is made of crude oil

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@jaaaasssminee Congrats

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

Me: You haven't been tinkering with human embryos again, have you, Jiankui He?

Jiankui He: