Your Favorite Coach

Karate Master | Roast Master | Softball Enthusiast

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Lexi: I grew up listening to Metallica!
Bob: oh really? You should see doctor for that

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"Metallica? More like beatin' on a trash can"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY BOB DEAN! He turns 70 today and he's still our coach for softball👏🏼

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The Karate Master everybody🥋

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Bob: why you're a lying sack of...
Lexi: SHIT!
Bob:.....Happiness

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"It takes two year for them to fire me, but I retired in one"

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@c_cutler_05 He did!?!😂

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*Bob to Lexi* "You've never been the same since you've had two holes in your ears"

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"Sometimes, its better to be lucky than to be good" -Bob Dean, 2017

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Lexi: hey! That's a free base!
Bob: no. That's a call to 911.

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Lexi: a touching team is a winning team *shoves bob's hand in*
Lexi: Carissa put your butt in here!
Bob: I'm not touching her butt

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*calls the game at 10 in the morning because it rained for 30 min* *fields are perfectly fine*

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Lexi: Sorry I'm stupid
Bob: Don't put that on your resume

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Lexi: You forgot about me!
Bob: Sorry, it's a habit.

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Wise words from a softball mom: "Shit smells like shit!"

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"In Kelso, that would have been a strike"

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I make music too😏 I pull bitches