Ràọlá

Just a writer running on vibes, caffeine and mild delusion.

[oblivious @fullofdrugzz]

Lord please take that man away from us ,we've already learnt our lesson as a country.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Bandits opened fire on a vehicle full of human beings in Sokoto, killing every single person in the car and everywhere is quiet.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Do this to protect yourself from heat this period. Watch and share!

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Fake tomato paste? Fake drinks. Fake drugs. Fake food. Fake toothpastes…This is a terrorist attack targeted at food and drugs. We are treating it like a petty crime. Is it until there is “mass death” that we will know people are getting killed in droves?

[Ràọlá @the_sonflowerr]

Buffoonery at its finest

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

We’ve negotiated and told terrorists to stop killing people during the day, so Nigerians should stop travelling after 9 p.m.!” — Tinubu’s spokesperson, @aonanuga1956, speaking for APC government.

[Fluffy🔞 @Moonesch]

This heat is good reason to catch and beat up anyone spotted and associated with attempting to cut a tree.

[DAMSKEY @damskey4real1]

Don't judge the book by his cover

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Nigeria is projected to be the world's most affected country by the excess heatwave (Super El Nino).

A new report by the Climate Impact Lab predicts that the heatwave could cause 31,400 deaths in the country with the Sahel Region predicted to record 66,800 deaths as a whole.

[Pen Wizard GreyBeard. #23 @kingluu]

Omo Ycee has taken me OUT completely. My chest😩

[M_ttamara @M_ttamara]

This being the man she lived in her car to save and moved to Jamaican for??? LMFAO

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

‘Stop Waiting For Us, Fix Your Electricity Problems Yourself’ — Shettima Tells States As He Defends Tinubu’s Failure To Fix Nigeria’s Power Crisis https://t.co/8egqxfdw4l

[Jesse Ozone @Jessseglee]

From Abuja to hell fire is a just a stone throw. Wtf.

[Sir A_N💜 @nsemeke33]

If you live in Abuja and you don’t have AC at home, this is not the time to work remotely.

Better go to your office and enjoy AC before you fry inside house.

Abuja is one minute away from h*ll fire

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

BUSTED: Uganda Exposes Tinubu Government’s Ebola Lies, Says It Has No Confirmed Cases After Nigeria Reported FCT Patient Arrived From Uganda https://t.co/4VXOqKcakI

[Valeria @Flowerskissing]

They’ll put an Ad in your ass if you ain’t looking

[Tamunó-Tonyé @AngaLarry]

I see election fraud coming up.
Nigerians, over to you!

[yeriii🇳🇬 @monkeydyeri]

How the police treat you in nigeria, if you dare to hope for a better future

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

You’d think it’s an old tweet😭

[Jola @Jollz]

I doubt this governmemt's capacity to handle any deaadly disease outbreak God abeg.

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

We’re in serious soup.

Serious one.