Michael Murphy

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

Just finished a 25 hour shift now headed to Maine to see @spizzyspose gonna be an awesome show! #pdankxmas #whoneedssleep

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@ameliaa530 My advice is great! Awkward/creepy its interchangeable.

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@ameliaa530 We already know you're creepy just do it.

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

Hands down Nobody is my favorite track off the new @spizzyspose album. #waish #life

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

Heard a new track off the next @spizzyspose album. Can't wait it's gonna be killer!! #amazing

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@ameliaa530 Just wait til you have to get a job. #damnkids

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@ameliaa530 just to piss you off

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@alyankovic who is Stan Freberg?

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

3 things: I'm from NY, get the fuck outta my way, I'm not apologizing. #move #crowdssuck

[Hova @YellingMadman]

Who remembers the magic school bus?

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@TheDeluxe4 I didn't know you had your own street.

[KY State Police @kystatepolice]

RT to win a KSP shirt! Stop by Lexington Center before the game tonight 2 buy a ticket for the UK Harley Davidson Bike @CoachCalDotCom #BBN

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

Nothing better than Rewatching #pdankxmas at work and @spizzyspose doing a killer version of Christmas Song

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@Lucahjin Xfinity is to blame for everything. They kidnapped our children, burned our crops, and poisoned our water supply.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

“The Little Rascals” recreated their movie poster 20 years later
http://t.co/2AwPVQcIxK

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@spizzyspose it was one of those fly by night clinics that can do small procedures

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@ameliaa530 confessing your undying love to the coffee maker again?

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@redneckmare it should come with booze as the prize instead of a toy

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@SposeArmy

[Michael Murphy @the_tactor]

@redneckmare I hate when that happens