Mike Taft

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Popeye the sailor man was more fore army than for navy. #argargarg

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@stephgrono @bbcdoctorwho NYE special soon!!

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@stephgrono Being awake late night rulessss

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#releasethefotage

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Raw Water? Smh

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If you've never seen @VitaminSnake, you're going to go berserk. TOMORROW NIGHT at 10 ImprovBoston! https://t.co/Ceb33KnlJs

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@RoadInLondon Sorry! I didnt really expect anyone to see my tweet! it's been so long :-P

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@RoadInLondon I feel that all movies are worth seeing, even just to allow honest criticisms. I tried to lower my expectations but I just love those books!

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The dark towering mess.

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What do Dentists call a hangover?
An overbite.
#dentist #jokes

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Just saw a news story on DIY Dentistry... let me repeat... D.I.Y Dentistry! SMH

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Moshe Kasher looks like Marilyn Manson.

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@smaby_next_year better!? <3

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

Bye.
#CharlieMurphy

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@smaby_next_year maybe the Chubbies will help me improve my tweeting

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Must. Own. Chubbies.
#TheFuture

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Tonight, in my head, I mixed up Skip-Bo and a Skip-it. #shame #yum

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Happy Valentines Derp to this enchantress. She turned this frog into a prince. Love you ❤️ https://t.co/xjY77gCebw

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Capturing history. #boswomensmarch @ Beacon Hill, Boston https://t.co/p2YgliBkI7

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@mlwiff @jwoliner LOL

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@jwoliner how flattering to be mentioned by you... until I realized it was hacked bizzaro woliner. #spam