Tool.

I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@LondonMarathon hi, I need some help uploading my virtual London marathon completion time. The app stopped working for me 0.8 miles in. I did record elsewhere though, when I try to upload, it says my email and booking reference is invalid?

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@shedyw @fesshole

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@fesshole

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@AJS71 @nik_the_brief @fesshole

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@missrubyalexia @fesshole

[Jason Leonard @JasonLeonard114]

Competition Time!
I have signed a replica British & Irish Lions 2021 jersey and
will record a video message for a friend or family member of your choice.
To Enter;
1 Follow @JasonLeonard114
2 Follow @FunBus114
3 Retweet this post
Ends 7.11.22 at 23.59
Good Luck!

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@JustHelens Just submitted mine. Feedback was along the lines of, I've got 2 PhD in physics and data science, and I've never seen anyone try to that the way you've just done it. Stop it.

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@AskQOTD what's going on with this? Everytime I answer A, it doesn't recognise it. The past couple of months have been terrible.

[Matt Wallace @mattsjwallace]

🚨 Competition! 🚨

It’s Wentworth time! Do you want to win this @OdysseyGolfTour bag signed by @JohnTerry26 and me, a special #BMWPGA putter head cover and a @JLindebergSport shirt?

RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Sunday 👍

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@fesshole What the Hellmans?!

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@jackswillis7 Donated by a Sarries fan. Great cause Jack happy to donate.

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E GT worth over £69k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/SqfSzQet4v

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

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[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@premrugby I hope we're getting a clip of the 50:22 by @J_George2 today! Incredible skill even if he didn't mean it 😂

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@The_PPL Stuck Leicester West ham as 2-2 and jokered it until 5 seconds before I sent it. I'm Spurs through and through. Bottled it

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@J77936388 @frankotron @fesshole Can't believe I let that pun slip right through my hands...

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@frankotron @fesshole The freshly spunked on part debunks your theory I'm afraid.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife & I started an email account for our baby so we could send updates & give him the password when 18. He was stillborn. I still send emails to him without my wife knowing because it's the only way I can cope when everyone asks if my wife is OK but they never ask me.

[Tool. @The_Tool_]

@The_PPL Thanks Dave!