The Toonslinger

Slop Artist

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@BrianDavisTax @plot_twistttt in my room…. and it’s me screaming it

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@LoganPAdams they’re certainly not worse

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@MoggedByTatum celtics won 50*+ games with JB and hardly any Tatum. Why would this year be any different with a healthy Tatum and 50 games of PG?

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@iJordanMoore i agree with all of this except the “for the opportunity to acquire Paul George” part

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@VinnysCorner1 i don’t know how far down i have to go before i hit Von Hayes, Marquis Grissom, DeLino DeShields, Pedro Martinez, Ramon Martinez, Randy Johnson or Mark Langston but these are my submissions to your fishing expedition

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@jenpiacenti along with almost any cover done by Me First and the Gimmie Gimmie’s

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@jenpiacenti Common People (Pulp) by William Shatner

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@Leo1630399 @atrupar I absolutely agree with this

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@RotoGut fun story: he went at the end of the draft, and this guy who I know is notorious for hoarding minor league studs wanted him, so I let 4 or 5 guys go by to stop him, but I miscalculated my money so I didn't get any of them. at least I made him pay $8 and not $1 like he wanted.

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@RotoGut he's already drafted in our league. it's an auction, and you can draft minor leaguers but you have to actually bid on them (no bench draft for minor leaguers) so they take up a spot on your active roster.

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@RotoGut he went for $8

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@CBSNews so we ARE fighting in a war?

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@KingofJUCO feels like they could just make it so the ball needs to be 50% in the zone to be ruled a strike......or 30%. these fingernail width touches are horseshit. like when they slow down a stolen base play and find the base stealer came off the bag by a fraction of an inch.

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@FurkanGozukara that's a lot of words that amount to nothing

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@cadlymack i feel seen

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@anactualwalnut Melania said "be best", not "be just as shitty or shittier than the other guys"

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@gehrenbergdfs probably would have fallen asleep first

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@poe_collector @spaceghost andor is good

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@Denis1231 @Fergie_CJ what he said

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@ShipMyMoneyDFS jesus christ