Lazy T

‍🎼🎷🎹👓🐙🐟👀🏳‍🌈🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 My tweets = my opinions. Retweets = others' opinions.

[freespeech @openchatter]

I expect Nigel Farage has now received legal advice that confirms not declaring the £5m he received from a foreign donor does break electoral rules, and he will try to avoid scrutiny until after the local elections. #bbclaurak

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@Nath_2389 Yeah, keeping well thanks. How are you?

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@Nath_2389 I've moved away from here but keep the account going as I use it to talk to some Internet friends.

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

The stage hands are just watching from the side, weeping at the idea of having to tidy this all up in 30 seconds. #Eurovision2025

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

I wonder what the demands upon the European water supplies are during #Eurovision2025 when much of the continent all goes for a wee at the same time

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@VodafoneUK Thanks Millie, but I literally had a text from Vodafone earlier saying there was a fault on the network. It's been this way for many weeks, where the fault is cleared and then returns within an hour.

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

Towards the end of May, my @VodafoneUK signal became patchy and unreliable at home. It flagged up on their app as a problem in the area, no worries; it's happened before. Second week of July incoming, and no improvement. No reason other than 'something blocking signal'.

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@VodafoneUK No luck sorting those issues, then?

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@EllJackal @VodafoneUK And it's still ongoing!

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

Reaching the end of a fourth week of terrible phone signal. Thanks @VodafoneUK, I'll be leaving your hopeless network: to take a month to repair a faulty network with no communication as to why other than "something is blocking the signal" and no compensation is unacceptable.

[Chris Arnold @ChrisArnoldInc]

Early days but strong contender for flag of the festival.

@MrBButterfield @serafinowicz @glastonbury

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Memory unlocked.

[Dr Andrew Meyerson @AndrewMeyerson]

Dear 🇬🇧,

@Nigel_Farage wants you to forget the fact that 10 years ago your NHS was ranked the #1 healthcare system in the world. The best on the planet. France was #9. You don’t need a new system. You need to stop listening to conmen, and reinvest in the NHS.

#GE2024

[Cat Hobbs @CatHobbs]

Here are YOUR PUBLIC SERVICES that 5 Prime Ministers have stolen in the past 14 years

Don't let them get away with it #bbcqt

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@VodafoneUK Hi Millie, this is something that's been going on almost three weeks now, your colleagues will be aware of my correspondence with them about it.

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

Let's get ready for week 3 of no signal for 4g from @VodafoneUK! Any idea when it'll be back? No! Any apology? No! Any reduced bill because of the disruption? No!

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

Almost the end of the second week without any reliable 4G signal, any chance of a refund on the nearly £50 a month I pay for my broadband, @VodafoneUK? I'm guessing not.

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@VodafoneUK Hi Adnaan, the problem is affecting three (at least) masts in the CF15 and CF37 areas.

[Lazy T @the_topiary]

@VodafoneUK What's going on with your abysmal service in the south Wales valleys? It's been almost a week without consistent 4G signal, and today no voice service either. Using Vodafone for my Internet and phone, I think it might be time to switch to a decent network.