Truman

I live in a world of whimsy, and words are my weapons.

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@NintendoAmerica where are all the miis on Wuhu island? What happened to them?

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@DiscussingFilm

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Johnny Cash if he was a young songwriter in the modern day: “well I left my AirPods in Amarillo Texas…..”
(Based on a true story)

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@staaaaaaaaaack They made who now

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@Browns matpat?

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@Fortnite 🟦

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

The Wrestling Crooner

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@Dexerto

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it's crazy to me how much CBM news outlets thrive upon what different actors "would like to see."

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@heyjessie114 well it is 3/16 and we know how much steve loved margs

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@_mynamesthomas literally cannot wait to know what this sweatshirt is

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Things that bother me: anytime I’m not drinking Pepsi.

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@_mynamesthomas what'd i do

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Why didn’t Jack just look for another door has anyone asked that

[TCL Chinese Theatres @ChineseTheatres]

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@pepsi I Love Pepsi

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@OfficialFritos I'm ok thank you though Fritos!

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And when I called out to Pepsi, did they answer my prayer? No.

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I’d say it went pretty well. With the perfect pairing @pepsi

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@Doritos you are doritos...?