Hukt on fonix 

Stop making more humans.
You'll stop making more human problems.

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

@jmichaelsnews get the fuck out of our town, you smarmy no-talent ghoul.

Go to Illinois and get beat up or shot as a looter.

Get the fuck off television.

Asshole.

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

Reminder: Mastodon exists and is quite free of nazis and cryptocrap and Roblox spam and Poshmark crap and Russian titbots.

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

Ping

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

@blilienthal

"So Owl wrote . . . and this is what he wrote:

HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY."

You are too young yet.

But happy berfday.

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

Our Old Dog Pooped Here In 2009 - https://t.co/gMRVRhnZRt

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

I do still allegedly have 839 followers on here. That's 839 people who may not be aware of a better way.

https://t.co/ZCQF5jtG6N

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

Also, cats.

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

Years later, Mastodon is still quite excellent. You really should consider moving. Not owned, populated or controlled by assholes. Ad-free. AI-free (though we mock AI all the time). Algorithm-free. Mostly titbot- and spambot-free.

Try it out! Come over!

https://t.co/ZCQF5jtG6N

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

"The kids in Girl and Boy-Land,
Will have a jubilee,
They're gonna build a toilet town
All around the Christmas tree..."

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

#fartygras

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

#espn is crestfallen.

Now they have to find some other overrated, whiny, entitled 4-loss team's dick to choke on.

#fuckalabama
#fafo
#CollegeFootballPlayoffs
#CollegeFootball

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

It's the leading flatulence sporting event!!!! Taco Bell is still open!!

#superbowel

[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

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[Hukt on fonix  @the_turtle]

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