The Umpire

Callin bitches out for tweeting irrelevant ass shit.

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who's thirsty?

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@jesseharrison23 ...isnt this how all your relationships are?

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@LweezyBaaby thank you for reminding us daily how cool you are for smoking...you should date @maicenbuuuurrg

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@mlarsfrolfbody #childmolester #stayincollegebro

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@ZaKicker @ImmaBossBiTCH_ no one gives a fuck if you block them. #yourenotthatgreat

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@Sean_MMaloney honestly enough with the "hahah" after every tweet. #itsnotthatfunny

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see ya later tweeps #neverscured

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@kels023

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I'm not gonna hose you unless your tweets are irrelevant. For example @mackweezy69 entire timeline

[Jordan Conway @JordanConway24]

"I'm not gunna tweet at him, I'm not Tryna get hosed" - @thebonemaster . . . @the_umpire

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#motto

[Kyle @KyleMartin2386]

@the_umpire be striking Bitches out left and right #Hosed

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@rachh_stackk cause being a sophomore in college makes you an adult right? #wrong

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I'm simply tweeting what everyone else is thinking

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@mackweezy69 @jporter83 whats soft is you name Brock Woodman in any of your indirect tweets #soft #pussy

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@MitchMcClintic your grammar just proved my point

[Schuy @skyguy_13]

@the_umpire is making my night #lol

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@maicenbuuuurrg because getting popped off at school made you look real good..

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@AlecMabie24 after your 7th tweet asking this I'm guessing the answer is no #justathought