Avery Walker

Constantly pretending to know many things

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

JAMES BLUNT! https://t.co/TqEtbbt3YK

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

None shall pass 💪🏽
#NUFC

[Michael. @MJJ93__]

how Sunderland didn’t win city of culture I’ll never know

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Don’t give up! If temperatures drop into the teens, Roy Moore will get so horny he’ll forget to campaign.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Shame the closest thing men get to lingerie is minion® apparel.

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Sports Illustrated called and said I was probably going to be Sportsman of the Year, but it was going to take a long photo shoot and interview. I’m not proud of my recent perm and have a interpretive dance class at the interview time so I turned it down! No Thanks SI!!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

[McDonald's Corporation @McDonaldsCorp]

Black Friday **** Need copy and link****

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Avery Walker @the_walka]

@jk_rowling @DaftLimmy

[Avery Walker @the_walka]

@gabbykpastore name their 5 best songs in order of their appearance on the 2009 live compilation LeftRightLeftRightLeft or are u a phony poser wannabe?

[Mikel Merino @mikelmerino1]

Important win! We fought till the end and we have our reward. Outstanding atmosphere again! Let's go! ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

[Ayoze Perez @AyozePG]

Se queda! @mikelmerino1 🔝🇪🇸
He stays! 🔝🇪🇸

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

BREAKING: He's staying!

We've activated an option to buy @mikelmerino1, meaning he completes a permanent move with immediate effect. #NUFC

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone.

[Suffer Dude @yourenotmydad]

Been thinking about this scene a lot

[Avery Walker @the_walka]

@RoadRallyLead #donhouseblue

[Avery Walker @the_walka]

@RoadRallyLead #bobbyblue