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good grief

[KurtCocaine @GerrardIdeozu]

Disabled coworker just got engaged and I’m still shooting ropes to wataa

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Any Argentinians in manchester I’m in and around Spinningfields right now if you fancy a straightener

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

You can’t convince me life is just a series of coincidences. What do you mean Lionel Messi was randomly paired with a five-month-old baby after the baby’s family won a UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot while Messi played for Barcelona… and that baby grew up to be Lamine Yamal?

Lamine would go on to become one of the brightest young stars in soccer, wear the same No. 19 Messi wore for the same team when that photo was taken, and now, nearly two decades later, could face Messi in a World Cup Final???????

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Monts BSB🇯🇲 @montszzz]

Argentina letting every team go ahead in a World Cup knock out round…

[chris.lv @ldntownguy]

@F_Edits You would have said “why didn’t we close the game” if the team stayed up and got battered on transitions. The reality is that Argentina are prepared to die for Messi, our lads did well but you can’t match that.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

AI giving girls their actual looks match is going to cause all sorts of emotional damage.

[Vidricø @VidricIvanovit2]

@leizenomis I have nothing wrong with the US anthem, but they should also sing the ones for Canada and Mexico as well then.

[Mite141 | #TENOÍ @mite141]

Niggas really sat down and designed nonchalant light skin alvin

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

fat guy who had both arms amputated pulling his shirt down via telekinesis

[Kajin-man 🗡 @kajinman_art]

Miruko cover girl 🐇

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[. @TheHateCentral2]

💔

[Retired Cowboys Fan @wavynavyjuan]

u not a nerd because you play video games and watch anime i’m sorry dawg, the credentials ain’t the same no more

[Brendan Cobbina @iamcobbina]

Olise and Dembele

[Yexe @4Yexe]

I can't get reasonably priced ram cause niggas wanna put a bbl on Zendaya

[JEFE 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 @FSucculent]

jai un lien avec tous les pays qualifies pour la demi-finale:
- France: je suis francais
- Angleterre: je vis en Angleterre et ma femme est anglaise
- Espagne: mon meilleur ami vit a Madrid
- Argentine: je suis instable financierement

[https.sleeper-dox!✨👾 @bitchiwaspluto]

gave my boy relationship advice, then saw him holding hands with my sister a few minutes later.

[Ojore𓅃 @OjoreSani]

Yall ain't got no new white bitches?

[Rob J 🔜 DreamCon ☁️ @_RobJay]

LMAOOOOO just seen somebody say "I met all my Twitter Bookmarks at DreamCon" 🤣🤣🤣🤣