The Warden.

The Official Warden of Eden’s Supermaxx.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

It took quite a while for you to notice the signs. By signs I mean the frequent reminders about the bomb that I’ve planted inside of your frontal lobe.

[Bullfrog!! @TheFinalSight]

starting to think the warden might not like me

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@TheFinalSight We are not bonding over our lack of parents in a comment section, frog.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

Make your father proud on Father’s Day this year by joining Eden’s Cybernetics Enhancement Program.

#ENLISTNOW

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

That bomb in your head is going to blow up in about 3 fucking minutes.

[Dolph @Dolph540150]

I know who's father isn't proud

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@TheFinalSight I genuinely don’t see how that’s my problem.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

And I still stand by the fact that you are fully capable of defending yourself now thanks to said program. Am I wrong?
Without the program, you wouldn’t have been able to receive your cybernetic upgrades. That arm of yours is the reason you’re alive.

Am I wrong?

[Dolph @Dolph540150]

You forget I was one of them.

Also no it's bad

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

I sleep great knowing that these kids are now fully capable of defending themselves from harm’s way all thanks to the program. Protecting themselves from violent, dangerous people like you.

And my haircut is just fine.

[Dolph @Dolph540150]

I don't know, how do you manage to sleep at night knowing you help create child soldiers.
Also that haircut

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@Dolph540150 Jesus, you’re practically just leg. How do you even manage walking around without tripping over your own shin?

[RED RAPTOR @REDNIJI6]

CHILDREN’S TRAINING THIS WEEK. THE NEWEST GENERATION OF OUR ARMED FORCES HAS INCREDIBLE POTENTIAL

ENLIST YOUR CHILD TODAY

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@REDNIJI6 Of course I know that. This was a simple technical error. Don’t think so hard on it. Instead, you should be focusing on capturing a certain fugitive you had so miserably failed on eliminating.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

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[The Warden. @the_warden___]

It’s come to my attention that my account has been experiencing minor difficulties within the EDEN network. Pay no attention to the last post.

Have a good evening.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@TheFinalSight This place about to blow. ☺️

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

I’m currently on my way. Do be expecting guests.

[Ramon 💥 @ramonnotrayman]

DID YOU JUST LEAK MY FUCKING IP

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@ramonnotrayman @Dolph540150 149.140.111.117

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@ramonnotrayman @Dolph540150 If you’re so concerned about “sides” I’ll be more than happy to send your ass to “a side” using a nuclear missile.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@ramonnotrayman @Dolph540150 I am so sick of you two.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@TheNiji6 I still don’t understand how HE’S the face of Eden’s ultimate team of the strongest enforcers. If it were up to me I would have picked one of other colors.

[The Warden. @the_warden___]

@TheNiji6 I suppose it isn’t entirely your fault considering the person who’s supposed to lead your team is quite literally a child.