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Kanye attitude with Drake feelings🚬

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

I don't know why my parents think it's acceptable to try to wake me up at 6am while away on holidays. #indianparents

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

Video call with dad
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Me:- hii dad kese ho ?!?!
Dad:- tumhare baal bohut badh gaye hai. Aaj shaam tak katwa lena.
Me:-..........
#indianparents

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

Seen is the S.I. unit of ignorance

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Me:- dad I have serious health issues
Dad:- koi ni beta! Subhah jaldi utha karo everything will be fine!

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

You are an AWARA if you step outside of your home and NIKAMMA if you stay inside.

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

Yaar ye ladkiyan itni chipak chipak k photo kesi leti hai
Ham ladke agar ese chipak k photo lete to hame kutto ki tarah pita jata.

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

Jab network aur reply slow ho jae tab samajh lena ki connection kahi aur bhi hai.

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

How my mom helps me to find things which I can't see..
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"Agar me uth ke aa gai aur mujhe mila to tu dekhna"

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

*Accidentally drops a glass in the kitchen*
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Mom:- "Tod de......sab kuch tod de....pura ghar tod de"

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According to my parents getting up early in the morning is a solution for all my problems.

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

Only indian parents can make summer vacation stressful :-(

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Apne sapno ko aadhura mat chodiye.....sote rahiye.....😂

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Someone:- what is faster than Airtel 4G
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Le me:- my teammates death in pubg😂

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

Ek baat samajh me nahi aati ki yeh horror movies wale darwaze me tael kyun nahi daalte.

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When someone says expect the unexpected "slap them" and say "you didn't expect that did you"?

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*At night 2:00A.M.*

Me:- bhai kab sona hai?

Mind:- ASA bilkul immediate nahi soche hai but sochenge

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I am not an early bird , or a night owl I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.🐦

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This is the MONDAYEST day that I ever MONDAYED.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

@AbhyudayaMohan Bro big fan of yours plz reply me once ♥️👌

[_the._weird_bhabani._🦸 @the_weird___one]

This year has changed me more than I ever thought it would.