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some random fairy (derogatory and true)

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Bitch McConnell is being held up by duck tape and toothpicks, but Dolly Parton gets called up yonder?

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

and he's back!

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

man at the café having a loud and riveting conversation with himself(?) and now he's left half of his belongings

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Every 11 minutes in this country, someone tries to get me to learn to play Wingspan.

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

the one time in my life that i actually have a desire to watch, listen to, and enjoy mamma mia (2008), and i cAN'T⁉️

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

@RickyMoral_Less it was, girl was pissing me off at work, but now she doesn't work here anymore 🤪

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

i may drop the ball at work sometimes, but i've never been so terrible at it that i'll lock myself in the bathroom to cry due to my own actions

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

tuppence tuppence

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

@JA17ForMVP if it's a bitch in ohio, i do not care

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

@mswilladewhisp

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

call me byecurious the way im always a little interested in leaving

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

i would do it for free are you kidding

[divya venn @divya_venn]

Joy is a muscle you build by dancing when you’re inclined to stay in bed

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

neleh's tweet two hours ago

[doughboysal @doughboysal1]

Sometimes you make a campy theatrical production with a story line, just to get beat out by a crazy bitch sucking milk out of a webkinz

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[thea 🧚🏽 @thea_dupixie]

oh. my. god.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

RAYE and Michael B. Jordan spark dating rumors after being spotted together at Six Flags.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is National Underwear Day.

[aether @bluewdrift]

in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you’re innocent in the story you’ve created.

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

The only thing about getting older that I’m not loving is that my patience are disappearing and my ability to become overstimulated is increasing aggressively. A real crash out queen.