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[Ccisom (AFỊFỊA CHI MACHIRI NYE ỤWA SEBE) @TheAC_]

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[chief sọm @chisomholic]

"Every home will get a unique digital postcode"

Why do you guys lie a lot?

Most homes in Nigeria don't have electricity or pipe-borne water but the APC is promising us an advanced feature that only 5 countries in this world have managed to achieve. Lying criminals! 🤦‍♀️

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

That Adeboye video was in the US and not in Nigeria.

He went for a propaganda parade in favor of Tinubu..

[Manuelix99 @ManuelX9999]

the reason why SE may seem easy to govern is due to the high literacy rates.

Yobe state has 1 language (95% Kanuri), one religion (Islam, in fact there’s no Catholic Diocese), so it’s homogenous as well.

but, it’s poverty rate is 85-90% and HDI is top 5 lowest in 🇳🇬.

[Toluwani @gabe_teee]

People are not even saying the major thing about this video.
Pastor Adeboye went to the US to convince the US government that Tinubu is doing well and to also show subtle support that there is no Christian Genocide because at least he's a pastor of a very big church.
We are overlooking the purpose of the video.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

“God told me the release of the kidnapped Oyo students and teachers will be dramatic🤡🤡but he didn't tell me the time or details🤡🤡He said we should leave that aspect in his hands🤡🤡”

- A Man that drank tea with God.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

“When the Commander in Chief gives instruction to surbordinates, he has done his best, you don’t expect him to put on khaki”

- Pastor Adeboye 2026

A ‘Man Of God’😁

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

For someone that’s supposedly a “pastor” there’s something inherently very dark about Remi Tinubu.

[Ccisom (AFỊFỊA CHI MACHIRI NYE ỤWA SEBE) @TheAC_]

This woman and en family just dey troll us at this point

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“I know they have been talking. I said Akara, it’s not only Akara. We also have tomato sellers, we have Boli, and those selling pepper, selling vegetables in the market, we’ll continue to empower them.”

~ Nigeria First Lady Oluremi Tinubu responds to criticism

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

@Eneegmanuelllll Na she no smart, she for find boat keep one side to fry her Akara inside if she is a serious bisinesss woman. 😭

[ESQUIRE WEY DEY FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 @Eneegmanuelllll]

Implication of this is that the woman selling Akara in this area won't be able to feed her children for at least 3 days 💔 💔 💔 💔

[Telz @_Telz]

No natural disaster in Nigeria but look at the state of the country

[Mum$y💋 @BigBadReni]

The First Lady advised you people to sell corn and akara.

MIND YOU, In a functional country random roadside food would be illegal bc of health concerns.

We are finished.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Whenever Peter Obi speaks, he sees us as people that can be more.

Bola Tinubu & his wife sees Nigerians as slaves.

Always about grains to eat.
This should be from how they see their supporters.

[Nans @nansbello]

Defense minister is saying only God can end insecurity.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The thing about your incoming akara business is, you won't be able to afford the beans.

But don't worry:

They will teach you how to use lentils.

When you can no longer afford lentils - they will teach you how to use groundnut, garri and ofio to make akara.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

From kulikulization and akaralization of the country, I'm waiting for them to tell us that they grew up in homes where flood swept the parlour, so this one is nothing.

Come and teach us how your mother raised you to sleep in flood water and use canoe to go to class.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

You said akara business is very profitable, that the woman selling akara is making at least 150k monthly— that’s more than the current minimum wage.

I said okay, let me give you some capital & give your mother to start selling akara. You said I’m being disrespectful.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

In the name of defending sycophancy everyone mama na akara seller

Olodo uprising

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

i see politicians try to put their children or family member in politics, i have seen a family of lawyers because the parents made sure all the kids studied law. i have seen a family of doctors.

what i have not seen is an akara seller working hard for their child to pick up the business from where they stop, because that’s not what anyone wants for themselves.

i know curses don’t work but you won’t die where your clothes are 🙏🏽