Calder Lamont

The real #CalderLamont, the only TRUE defender of Halcyon City!
#1 Ada Vertia Ratioer!!!

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

Getting $10 Off* any two adult dinner entrées is the perfect excuse to dig into #Lobsterfest!

*Now thru 2/10. Dine-in only. Must present coupon for dine-in (POS code 23E039). Visit https://t.co/9ISXWAUSoI for full terms.

[Ishaboy! @Tboss441]

@MCU_Direct Morbius? Nominated?! AWARDS?!!! Let's fucking go! We believed and still believe. Peak here!

[Innersloth 🦥 @InnerslothDevs]

🦥 We're hiring a STUDIO MANAGER 🦥

Help with our day-to-day operations, manage our crew, and lead us to victory.

⭐️ Remote
⭐️ Full time
⭐️ A friendly and diverse team

Apply now!
https://t.co/L4LuN5zle6

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

Congratulations to @elonmusk for their great accomplishments since their acquisition of Twitter!!!!!!
#ElonMusk #L #Elon #trans #wifeless #NewYear2023 #Tesla #Twitter #StockMarket #secondplace

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

Congratulations to @elonmusk for their great accomplishments since their acquisition of Twitter!!!!!!
#ElonMusk #L #Elon #trans #wifeless #NewYear2023 #Tesla #Twitter #StockMarket #secondplace

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

You can pet the frog in Hades 2

[Supergiant Games @SupergiantGames]

Meet the Princess of the Underworld in HADES II, the next game from our studio!

Details about Early Access coming in 2023.

🌘Wishlist on Steam: https://t.co/MwAiwKQQ0O
🌓Wishlist on Epic: https://t.co/bKD6Bvt8hY
🌔More info: https://t.co/esn5hze6Oi

#TheGameAwards #HadesGame

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

@FNAFtitleGen How do I downvote a post on https://t.co/N2TyrIyTIj @CharlotteCringe?

[💧Chonky Otter Boi💧 @shadowswirlp]

You wouldn’t push Oshawott down the stairs would you?

[Among Us @AmongUsGame]

dead platform lol

[Five Nights at Freddy's Fan-Game Title Generator @FNAFtitleGen]

Welcome To Sans

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

THIS JUST IN!
IN HALCYON CITY'S WEIRD TEENAGER HERO TOURNAMENT, VERDONA HAS JUST DEFEATED ADROTH!!!

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

Honestly, I would too if my main romantic interest was Chris Pratt!!!!

[Anything Bot @anythingbott]

Princess Peach has died from cringe..

[Anything Bot @anythingbott]

Peter Pan hates the British!

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRealCharlotteRose @CharlotteCringe]

Ada's cringe

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

Shoutout to @matthewmercer for his successful conquering of his homeworld today! Really proud of you, and I'm looking forward to seeing what you do next!

#LIFEOFCALDER #sevenpointfive #RatioLifestyle #Interdimensional #FuckyouAda #Minions114KhezuVIICries

[Calder Lamont @theactualcalder]

Hey @AmongUsGame, could you maybe please follow me back?
Trust me, it'll be funny.

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

sad doot doot noises

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

just doxxed this person for this bad joke

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