The Devil

I'm the devil LOL! It's a sweet gig, tbh.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

twitter creationists: really tho? god wasnt even serious about that shit, he was just 1st to notice the big bang happened & took the credit.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

right, off 2 bed. its been fun using twitter, and ill see you all tomorrow (some of u in person maybe LOL) (well probably actually) (LOL!)

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

think its so awesome that priests and stuff are adding me, thx guys. i just want u 2 think of me like any other guy, just hanging out &shit.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

Hey @davelewis! :)

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

one guy just asked for a hooker to shit in a bathtub so he could mix it around & fuck her in it. he asked god for that. we LOLed.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

2 ppl offering to pray for me: kind, but sometmes god and i get ripped, listen to the prayerphone & laugh. LOL at wat sum of u pray 4, btw.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

switched off brokeback because jesus ruined the ending. never watch a film with jesus, he googles the ending then punks you all. dick.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

watching brokeback mountain with heath, jesus and harvey milk. jesus just thought it was just a cowboy movie. he got a shock LOL

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@Adam4004 hey bro, good work trolling the atheists. i spoke to the big man the other day and he was like "pmsl, gd one". A+

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

@atheistbus so do you guys not believe in me either? im not pretending i created anything.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

just got back in from milkshakes with mephistopheles. we got there and he said 'its as hot as hell in here' and he didnt even realize! LOL!

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

http://tr.im/sueme ah man, why didn't anybody tell me about this? then again we only got the net here in like 96. mightve been 97. no, 96.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

following jesus on twitter feels weird seeing as i see him like all the time lol. (by the way J, if you read this, still on for pingpong?x)

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

just gonna slob out on the couch with a tub of ben & jerry's (that red suit has been a little tight lately LOL) and a film. bit of 'me time'

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

a lot of folks asking if me and god are still on bad terms. gets a bit awkward if gabriel's around but mostly we're just like "s'up" tbh.

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

Some guy tried to give me a church flyer on my way home? Can you believe that? LOL I was like "I'm the devil I'll turn to dust ffs"

[The Devil @theactualdevil]

Hey guys! What's up? :)