MCJayonnaise

She's not very big, but she sure is heavy

[Nick Richards @TV_Son]

Boomer ad campaigns are like "Monday, Monday" by The Mamas & The Papas but it's "Hyundai, Hyundai" instead

[starheal @starheal]

2020 is a 4 year in numerology. 4 symbolizes steadiness, strength, and the need to build a secure foundation. It also symbolizes productivity, conscientiousness, and discipline. Strong Saturn vibes.

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

i think it’s pretty cool that we can all agree on the most fucked up thing of the past decade.

it wasn’t ebola

it wasn’t trump

it wasn’t even blake shelton getting sexiest man of the year

it was that damn U2 album that apple decided to just download to everyone’s iphone

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

there’s ANOTHER year? holy shit how many of these things are there

[andrew @MarchOfficiaI]

These bring me so much comfort, I KNOW THESE BITCHES https://t.co/eKINs0XkyC

[marg (forklift certified) @friendhaver]

2020 death to america

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

I really want to start selling clothes,but I feel like nobody wants my old, wierd af, clothes from Ross. ☹️🤷🏾‍♀️

[Good Will Toking @codeineslump]

they really went off when they made the sky that blue gradient is really something else, then it gets late, purples and pinks all in there, shit some gold too, i love to see it

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

@jennaleman I fw that 👌🏾 #urbancowboy

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

Same

[Good Will Toking @codeineslump]

i don’t wanna be like dramatic or anything but i could cry for a blunt rn

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

Bill and Teds’ Bogus Adventure is my 2020 vibe #mostexcellent #radical

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

what if we kissed under the giant butt plug in the middle of paris

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

@frasierseinfeld Awww yes, true chaotic good love

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

This also couple goals in case y’all didn’t know

[darling homi℮ @frasierseinfeld]

gf is really mad because she told me last night she tried to pull my arm over her so i would spoon her while i was asleep and i overpowered her to turn my body completely away from her and i cackled in her face after she said it

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

My boyfriend didn’t know he rolls over in his sleep to tell me he loves me; then he immediately goes back to snoring really really loudly and sometimes in my face. I love my hipster bear. ❤️

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

I mean...

[Jesse Chase @ChaseNCashe]

Master P funny as fuck nigga said people got mad at him for copying the Jordan’s his response was “What bread look like? You know how many people sell bread”

😭😂🤣

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

Never mind about being proud of wrapping all my rocks and stuff with bubble wrap, I fucking did it wrong, everyone at usps is gonna laugh at me forever now #movingtips

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

@codeineslump Ratatouille stunt doubles and understudies and that one rat from Dr.Doolittle

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

I feel like it’s waaaay too late to ask this, as I’ve already wrapped and packed everything, but the bubbles on bubble wrap go on the inside when you’re wrapping huh? @USPS I bet you can help me with this dilemma huh? Also, y’all hiring? #movingday

[MCJayonnaise @theactuallworst]

Ppl in Santa Fe drive like glitched-out NPC’s from Grand Theft Auto