Nucci

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Middle aged men showing up late to work because they were up late watching hockey or football.

Don't ever be this guy.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Florida maxxing.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

I think 5 years ago if you asked most teens what they wanna be when they grow up they would say a “YouTuber”.

This seems to be shifting into “I wanna be an online coach”.

We got a tsunami of unqualified “coaches” about to enter the internet.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Sundays bruh.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Beach hopping in the hellcat today.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Your competition is in the “trenches” bro.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

@deezynutz69 This is because it is possible to build a nice ass through hard work, not the same case for tits. They don't want to admit they opted for the easy path (surgery) as oppose to putting in the work to build a nice ass.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

@WealthyExpat But I can wife up an OF girl and eat Jack In The Box every night…

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Teenage student from Nigeria = cancelled call.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Selling off my last piece of real estate in Canada now.

I will never purchase a piece of real estate in Canada again.

- most anti landlord country on the face of the earth

- ridiculous capital gains

- overpriced

- near impossible to cashflow

- crackheads and homeless tanking value in once sought after neighborhoods

Go where you’re rewarded for your efforts not punished.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

I need to become a dirty wop beef cake.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

@apollonator3000 The kitchen.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Friday night cookouts 👨🏻‍🍳

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

I hear this on a daily basis and it's hilarious.

W-2 worker: "oh yea I am swamped, we're crazy busy, which is a good thing yuh know"

Bro you're working extra hours, stressed to the max for the same pay.

People don't think.

[Kasper⚜️ @kreativekasper]

ok i think i’m stopping caffeine

[Notalia @NotaliaMateo]

Boomers broke Canada.

Greediest generation in history.

And it's in their interest to keep it broken til they die.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

The wonderful view you get from a $1.3M home in Ottawa Canada.

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Ohhhhh Shit

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

JUST IN: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna announces she will lead the Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets.

They include:

- 9/11 files
- Jeffrey Epstein files
- JFK killing
- Sen. Robert F. Kennedy's killing
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. killing
- COVID-19 origins
- UFOs

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

@rampagejackson Both these guys are soft as baby sh*t.

[Nucci @theadamnucci]

Middle aged men showing up late to work because they were up late watching hockey or football.

Don't ever be this guy.