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Let's turn this Attention Deficit Disorder into Advanced Dungeon Domination!

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What happens when we run out of things to blame?

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It’s hard to be a people person in a world like this.

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@Stonekettle The world relates

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@WilliamShatner Member?

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Workshopping ideas for a porn spinoff of Duck Dynast

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@prawn_meat @naomundo Same

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@BrainClouds Thoughts and prayers

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The possibility of being called POTUS puts most people off running in the first place

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Creationists are using the oil industry to destroy evidence.

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For a group of people waiting to go to heaven, they sure seem determined to turn this place into hell.

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@FishCenterLive White House themed

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Jimmy Buffet

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Nothing ruins a relaxing hot pool like amoebic meningitis.

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I’m currently sitting in an emergency room in Rotorua and the only water available is from a drinking fountain. 🤢��

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OooOoo someone acknowledged something I did on social media. Maybe I’m not all alone after all. 🍾🥂

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Insomia turns days into a Möbius strip.

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Stop referring to units of time as “sleeps”.

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I’m afraid of losing custody of my inner child.

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@naomundo I suggest switching back to Elmer’s and blunt scissors. But thank you for the macaroni art. I LOVE it

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At this rate it is easier to imagine the world ending before Disney stops making Star Wars / Marvel movies. At least it makes The End seem more appealing.