J P

What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof? ⭕️ #phl raised, now residing in #NY21 in the #adirondacks

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

When is the media going to cover Ken Paxton the way they're covering Graham Platner?

[J P @theadkpratt]

@SecretaryWright Imagine being this happy about reducing our status as a global leader in energy independence. We should be promoting all sorts of energy solutions, what a bunch of fucking morons

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I'm shocked they haven't deleted this tweet confirming that DOGE cut the funding for the screwworm eradication program.

Have the plague you voted for!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@DrNeilStone @fillycarre But they have become Secretary of Defense.

[J P @theadkpratt]

I went to see the musical. It was fucking hilarious. I think I’ll skip the book

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Read the Book of Mormon.

Cover to cover.

Pray about it, asking sincerely to know whether it’s true (the final chapter provides specific guidance on this point).

Then tell me whether Latter-day Saints believe in Jesus Christ.

Will you accept that challenge?

[J P @theadkpratt]

@RevivedThoughts If I go to the bathroom while there then yes. That’s my rule.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Put whoever’s writing Jon Ossoff’s speeches in charge of the DNC

[J P @theadkpratt]

@PeteHegseth Shut the fuck up you white nationalist POS.

[J P @theadkpratt]

@rachizzle899 @IKnowrealnews @jaketapper A literal white nationalist running the dept of def. Can’t make it up

[J P @theadkpratt]

@IKnowrealnews @jaketapper Meanwhile the sec def has white nationalist tattoos. Goes to a church with a devout white nationalist “preacher”. Hates women and people of color. Actively keeps them out of deserved ranks. But go on with your selective outrage.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Very thoughtful of Trump to cut ads for every Democrat running at the state or federal level this November.

[J P @theadkpratt]

@scarylawyerguy Too bad they’re so bad at messaging that it won’t even get through to the people who need to hear it. So many sound bites to use. One daily it seems. Dems need to cut through the noise

[J P @theadkpratt]

@KyleNeubeck He better be fucking up to it

[J P @theadkpratt]

@GavinNewsom @mcgee_mom And yet no one is stopping him.
But as long as you and other Dems keep tweeting about it, I’m sure things will be alright

[J P @theadkpratt]

@KevlarKev8t5 @MikeNellis Meanwhile you’re sucking Hegseths dick who has several white nationalist tattoos. Meanwhile the Maine dude covered his up. Get fucked loser

[J P @theadkpratt]

@AriFleischer Shut the fuck up Ari

[J P @theadkpratt]

@jaketapper @BeeKamens If only you gave this much engery to trump sleeping in the Oval Office

[J P @theadkpratt]

@BeeKamens @ChrisMurphyCT You sure? One look at his page shows this is the first mention of sleeping. @TheDemocrats page shows no recent posts about sawing logs in the oval. Get out of your bubble. Dems so out of touch with Americans. And I’m a dem who will vote party line. They have terrible messaging.

[Tara Dublin @taradublinrocks]

Hey @jaketapper here’s the cover for your book on Trump’s mental decline whenever you’re ready to finally write it
🤨

#25thAmendmentNow