Sarah Elizabeth Hyde

Actress | Comedy Creator 🎭
I play multiple characters, bring comedy to life & occasionally argue with myself. 😂

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

I'm convinced kids hold secret meetings to figure out how to make their parents miserable. 💀😂

🎭 Performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Original comedy by Chad Daniels

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

The speeding ticket was fair. The SECOND ticket? That's when he should've kept his mouth shut. 💀😂

🎭 Performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Original comedy by Chad Daniels

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

The principal sees a kid sleeping in class. The teacher sees a HUGE success story. 💀😂

🎭 Performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Original comedy by Mike Vecchione

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

His son hated his real name. Three years later, the family is STILL calling him something ridiculous. 😂

#Comedy #TomSegura

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

He was just helping his dad set up an iPad. Then the family photos synced. 💀😂

🎭 Performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Original comedy by Josh Wolf

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

My wife declared war on a spider. Now my coworker is involved, my job is on the line, and somehow we're in a musical. 🕷️🎶😂

#Comedy #MusicalComedy

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

Check out my promo: https://t.co/m14eB8IYlO

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

Missed the beginning of Gary & Michelle's spider disaster? 🕷️😂

Part 1 👇
https://t.co/UrDRG15iyF

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

Michelle found a spider. Gary was on his way to work. Apparently, that's HIS emergency now. 💀🕷️😂

🎭 Characters performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎵 Original story & audio by Michelle.Jamz

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

Michelle found a spider. Gary was on his way to work. Apparently, that's HIS emergency now. 💀🕷️😂

🎭 Characters performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎵 Original story & audio by Michelle.Jamz

[Jack Straw @JackStr42679640]

⚠️PFIZER PATENT GRANTED IN 2021 IS FOR CELLULAR TOWER COMMUNICATION WITH GRAPHENE INJECTED HUMANS WORLDWIDE.

[WWG1WGA🇺🇸♥️ @WWG1WGA_QQ]

Muslims gather together in the Town Square to TEAR DOWN a large Christmas tree meant for families to enjoy 😡

Anyone else getting tired of this?

[STEPH IS CRYPTO @Steph_iscrypto]

🚨CRAZY: Ripple's CEO reportedly sold 357 MILLION $XRP.

Wtf is going on???

[kevin blue @kevinblue345]

What's happening with all these strange warnings happening all across America? These are some crazy times we are in.

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

Went to urgent care for a clogged nose.

The nurse asked ME how to spell the medicine. 😂

At that point, I think we're both just guessing.

🎭 Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Comedy by Aaron Weber

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

I showed up 20 minutes late to Christmas.

My sister says I RUINED the entire holiday.

I feel like we have VERY different definitions of “ruined Christmas.” 😂🎄

🎭 Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Comedy by Kathleen Madigan
https://t.co/vOhQt7F7wY

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

Nobody can humble a grown man faster than his teenage daughter. 💀😂

🎭 Performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Original comedy by Josh Wolf @joshwolfcomedy

[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

My dad could whistle ONCE and have us running home from three blocks away.

Mine sounds like I'm apologizing to a hummingbird. 😂

🎭 Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Comedy by Steve Rannazzisi

[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

🚨 IF YOU ARE IN CRYPTO, IGNORE THIS POST AT YOUR OWN RISK

A friend lost $535,000 USDT yesterday, and he even sent a test transfer first. His wallet wasn't hacked and his keys never leaked. He lost it to a bot.

The test transfer arrived fine. Within seconds, a bot sent 1 USDT to his wallet from a fake address that started and ended with the same characters as the real one. Now the fake address was sitting in his transaction history, right next to the real one.

When he went to send the full amount, he copied the address from that history and picked the fake one. The money was gone in under 30 seconds, swapped out of USDT before Tether could freeze it.

This is called address poisoning, and it's running at industrial scale. The bot that got him has run over 6 million transactions, and it goes after anyone moving large amounts.

Here's how to make sure it never happens to you:

• Never copy an address from your transaction history or a block explorer

• After a test transfer, copy the address again from the original message the receiver sent you

• Check every character, because these bots match both the start and the end

• Save verified addresses in your wallet's address book with names

Now open your wallet and go through your history. If there's a tiny deposit from an address you don't recognize, a bot has already marked you. Tell me below if you find one.

Repost this post and share this to the person you know who moves the most money on-chain.

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[Sarah Elizabeth Hyde @theadorableba]

Some guy in a Mercedes flipped me off at a red light. Best $10 I ever spent. 💀😂

🎭 Performed by Sarah Elizabeth Hyde
🎤 Original comedy by Steve Rannazzisi