sweetpea

junguian russian doll | the bitter status quo of existence. made in brasil

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horror movies are self care if you’re weird enough.

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i support personal growth as long as nobody asks me to demonstrate any

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i know too much about things that have never once improved my life

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nothing ruins a perfectly good delusion like context

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coffee is not a personality but unfortunately it has been assigned several administrative duties

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domestic bliss is two people sitting in the same room doing completely different things and occasionally saying “babe look”

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romance is temporary. shared enemies are forever.

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i became a psychologist and somehow people still expect me to behave normally

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reality tv is anthropology if you lower your standards correctly

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one day you’re 22 making terrible decisions and the next someone asks for your professional opinion

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i remain deeply suspicious of anyone who says “everything happens for a reason”

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the plot keeps advancing despite my lack of consent

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nothing builds character like being judged in your own home by an animal with no job

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i have a very sophisticated emotional process called “make a joke and revisit later”

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every hobby eventually becomes research if you’re annoying enough

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i love peace. i simply do not appear to generate it naturally...

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nostalgia is so rude because why am i missing a time i was objectively exhausted during.

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@Mama_Blackwidow OH SHHH YEAH

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old friendships are terrifying because someone out there remembers your beta version

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@whatgreenlite

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my wife and i have a very specific documentary genre and unfortunately it is “reality television that should have triggered an inquiry”

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time is very strange because suddenly everyone has careers, children and lower back pain...

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@nathancbowling not one?