Thea Floodgate

Girl, 30, GVA. I really only use Twitter to retweet dogs and/or puns

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

@British_Airways my mum-in-law is getting this message when trying to check in online for her flight tomorrow. Why is this happening?

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@Hertz @Trip No you’re not ‘here to help’ if all you’re going to do is tell me via DM to ring a helpline number - I’d figured that out myself but thanks

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

@Trip I’ve just arrived at Dublin airport to be told the reservation I’d made over a month ago for a rental from @Hertz was basically worthless, the only vehicles available are large commercial vehicles for which commercial insurance is required to be arranged in advance, and 1/

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

@Trip customers completely stranded?? Would appreciate contact to sort this out because I am so disgusted. 3/3

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

@Trip the ‘or similar’ on the reservation is basically crap. Due to the Easter weekend none of the other companies have vehicles available and even if they did it would be around €1400 for 24 HOURS. How is this acceptable? How can you just discount reservations and leave 2/

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

Was this directed by Michael Bay?

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@JonesinyaBonez It’s only fair. One of the few things we have to look forward to at the moment!!!! 😭 xxxx

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

@JonesinyaBonez Omg Hocus Pocus YESSSSS there’s a remake of The Craft being done too so I’m praying they’ll show the original! No problemo my love xxx

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

@JonesinyaBonez https://t.co/QMZM3Xer2h 😁 x

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

@lilyalicelouise @akkitwts 😍

[Adrian Mirfakhrai @AdyMirf]

#HomeTasking - Task 5️⃣

Ben Stokes (Loki the Cat) for England vs Australia in the Ashes at Emerald Headingley 2019. @YorkshireCCC @englandcricket @benstokes38 @AlexHorne @gdavies @taskmaster #HomeTasking5 #Ashes

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

wanna buy a second hand 4x4 but every time i go to a dealer i worry they’re all like matilda’s dad gluing bumpers on n winding the speedo back with a drill

[b.b @benoobrown]

this is my new favourite video

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

Is the ‘Bonfire Special’ ad placement REALLY best placed below the Grenfell enquiry piece @MetroUK?

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@lilyalicelouise @cottonopolisNQ @phat_cupcake Oh fuck yea

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

This lady enjoying a Geneva sunset with her dog is a MOOD

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Perfect day for it #cricket #t20 #lancs #lightning

[Jane Gulliford Lowes @LydiaJane13]

ECB wicket alert rattling more often than a skeleton masturbating in a biscuit tin #Ashes #bbccricket #oldfave

[Thea Floodgate @theafloodgate]

Oh my god I am so sick of not being able to SEE let alone BREATHE fuck hayfever I’m done with summer bring on Christmas