zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉

poet, critical thinker and meme collector. truly boring person and it’s pretty peaceful. 🇯🇲🇧🇧🇬🇩🇵🇰 🍉 🇵🇸 🍉 A C A B

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

I am delicate and fragile and sensitive and deeply intuitive. I am in my uncle Iroh tea shop phase. #Avatar

[goma @soigomaa]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

[. @TheBloodyWyrm]

Daemon: "Caraxes"
Caraxes:

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

The world is so ridiculous
, I feel like they are positioning him to lip sync the Tangerine for the crown …

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Hunter Biden

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

I can’t help but wonder if Jab Jab and traditions like it, could be one of the best responses to this BS

[The English 909 (A 5th Dimensional Radio Station) @909isLive]

Nothing to see here folks, move along now.

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

@hellodimeji @RejiYates I know youre doing your best to ease us into this but ….

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

@LoyisoMaka84739 I have dreamt of this hair since this video dropped - just the fullest bounciest bigger BIGGER aaaahh 🌸🌸🌸💖💖💖💖

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

@SomaKazima2 That lipsync is so bad it feels homophobic …

[David Williams @MrDaveyWilliams]

A British citizen in their 20s heads over to #Israel, takes part in killing children and other civilians. Comes back and nothing is done.

An elderly lady says that she is opposed to this activity and the police arrest her as a terrorist.

Is this some sort of Kafka novel?

[s @SARQRL]

now THIS is how you fucking girl group #flo

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

@FearedBuck You’re girlfriend couldn’t get you a Tyler Perry show or something kmt this man’s fall from grace just don’t stop - it’s like falling into the earths core from outer space

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

@AlbumTalksHQ This is so disappointing @wizkidayo hasn’t ever had a bad visual attached to his name - shit is always cinematic, silky , umptuous, the lighting is always perfect. but this I’m so suprised I would be less suprised if it was Davido but Wizkid - eeeehh

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

@GDWRKARTS “Does America feel … great again?” 😭😭😭

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

I see bundles 👀👀👀

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Peruvian long haired guinea pig

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

He’s doing everything except give us a decent summer bop in the hottest summer since summer began - kmt

[DrakeAligned @DrakeAligned]

Drake gave away MILLIONS of dollars, a G Wagon, a Porsche, a Maybach, BMWs, a Range Rover, 6+ Birkins and much more at his annual ‘Strong Women, Stronger Drinks’ event last night in Toronto 😳

[LoudPack Da Ghost @LoudPackDaGhost]

@Toluwase_x Doorman: that’s right, you get that door your fukkin self

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Tbh this is about a LOT of y'alls "preferences"

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

@verybrookie I understand it’s your page and your right - but no - we will yell

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

A prayer - lord if you ever decide to make me brave enough to fall in love again please don’t let it be with someone who makes me tussle or fuss with their parents. Please let their parents be kind or them be orphans. Thank you

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

When my fiancé and I were filling out our marriage license paperwork, the clerk asked if I was keeping my last name or taking his. I said I was keeping mine. My future father-in-law, who was sitting nearby, scoffed and said, "That's so disrespectful to my son. It's like you're not fully committing to building a family." I turned around and asked him, "Did your son offer to take my last name?" He looked outraged and said, "Of course not! Why on earth would a man change his name?" I smiled and said, "Exactly. So why is his commitment never questioned when he keeps his?" He had absolutely nothing to say to that.

[zeroto’yourmum’realquick🍉 @theafrodothalo]

Might have to let her use the horns for this one 😩😩😩😩