Theak 9000

Yo. I love Oreos, Coca Cola, waffles, games, and anime. I also know a lot of random trivia. I have a YouTube channel called Theak 9000.

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@CovfefeChan For I need to use my hands? Cuz 1 is busy holding a coffee, and the other is busy... with a workout.

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@ProjektMelody @offkai @fansly Run! Don't let her cuteness fool you! She's the founder of MGL! The Mel Gamer League!

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@ProjektMelody Innocent perv eyes

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@ProjektMelody Im more hungry for a Melly Snack.

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@ProjektMelody But we love your sneezes.

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@ProjektMelody You didnt mention your birthday is tomorrow. Btw, your birthday is on the 7th.

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@ProjektMelody Babies first sports anime. Next thing you know, shes gonna talk about her Haikyuu fanatic.

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@ProjektMelody WE RAID THE CHEESE FACTKRJES! TBE GROCERY STKRES! TBE FARMS! SHE MUST NOT ACHIEVE CHEESENLIGHTMENT! SCIENCE, HO! HERETIX, MARCH!

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@ProjektMelody Your almost always topless. And tho its appreciated, you still cant drive.

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@ProjektMelody Edi-Mel.

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@ProjektMelody Quick! Grab the hose!

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Mel... a dildo is NOT a hose.

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@ProjektMelody Were not doing anything. Don't mind the materials sent to the basement. It's not a rocket being built for us to escap.

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@projektlewd_ Jokes on you! I saw them when you first dropped them!

Another look couldn't hurt, tho.

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@ProjektMelody @el_XoX34 Adding clutz to Mels list of things. Wait... CLITZ!

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@ProjektMelody Pride Mel!

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@ProjektMelody Asspalm.

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@projektlewd_ One is cute, the others cuter.

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@projektlewd_ I CONFESS! I ATE MY COUAINS SKITTLES WHEN WE WERE KIDS! I BLAMED SQUIRRELS, BUT IT WAS ME! DX

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@ProjektMelody This is Mels strongest time of the year. She can now carry a bag of groceries, and only need TWO HOURS to rest instead of the usual FOUR HOURS!

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@ProjektMelody Mel tripped on a carpet, and when ppl turned to look at what happened, she tried running in embarrassment, then slipped on marble flooring where the carpet ended.