Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance

(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

My next serial story has started with Elysium: Reboot - join me for a poignant yet spicy romance that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. ❤️‍🩹

Read Chapters 1 & 2 for free! https://t.co/SAmFGgK6fi

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@MadOldMoai I love this! And I think it looks fine open!

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

Tomorrow's the day! Have you ordered Proposal at the Canyon yet?

Don't forget to grab the rest of the series, too!

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@Gawge0us 🧠: 🤨

but

❤️: 🫦

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@BOOKED_POD @aldbera I keep telling people I AM NICE, DAMMIT 😂❤️

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

Just talked on the @BOOKED_POD livestream for almost an hour straight, I need some water and maybe some food 😅

(So much fun, though!)

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@SaffronAsteria @BOOKED_POD You crushed it! Hope you enjoyed that sleep!

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@MadOldMoai So cute that he thinks people give a fuck about him anymore. He can get in line and do the right thing or GTFO.

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@good4yourage Happy birthday! 🥳

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@aldbera @BOOKED_POD Thank you! That hour went by pretty fast! 😄

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

Home from work! Might need more caffeine at some point. Definitely need an avocado now. 😂

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

Your periodic reminder that I will absolutely make you a custom Good Boy or Good Girl shirt! (Hint: They make great holiday presents! 😄)

https://t.co/lipfqlSbKC

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

Working all morning and getting paid to tell my friends what to do. 😂 Happy Sunday Funday!

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@Staceballs D'awww 🥰🥰 Enjoy the wines!

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@Staceballs Maybe it was a feat of strength worthy of worship? I dunno, I'm trying.

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@MadOldMoai I'm so jealous 🥺

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@MadOldMoai @PepperidgeFarm NOICE

Now you have to arrange the gingerbread men accordingly.

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@MadOldMoai @BOOKED_POD I was given permission to say all the bad words. ALL OF THEM.

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

@SWOProductions @BOOKED_POD Thanks! Sorry you missed throwing out body parts for me to discuss, though 😂

[aria @vxxenria]

“you attract what you fear”

ahhh !! getting manhandled and pounded deep into my mattress while being praised !!