Alan Wu

[Nora Princiotti @NoraPrinciotti]

how they drew this number without @steve990382776648799's viewership i'll never know

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Mark Cuban on how far he’d go to keep Luka Doncic on the Dallas Mavericks: “If I had to choose between my wife and keeping Luka on the Mavs, catch me at my lawyers office preparing for a divorce.”

https://t.co/GMogiMhKmI

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

If Vince McMahon had a baseball league

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

Meanwhile in the Yellowstone National Park

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This dad had the catch of the year 🙌

(via oaksx5/Instagram)

[CNBC @CNBC]

Belgians urged to eat fries twice a week as coronavirus creates massive potato surplus https://t.co/3eunszl5lp

[Adam Himmelsbach @AdamHimmelsbach]

I miss the days when everyone was just upset about the Peloton commercial

[Jon Gordon @JonGordon11]

5 Ways to be a Positive Communicator today:

1. Shout praise, whisper criticism
2. Encourage others
3. Smile more
4. Don't complain 
5. Welcome feedback

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

The Entire 2019 Kentucky Derby & the time between 2 Greinke pitches to Albies, Overlayed.

[ESPN @espn]

Oh no, Machado just signed away his whole $300M contract 😂

(via @Padres) https://t.co/j5ShDVmTXJ

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Guy Fieri says he’s willing to cook an “inspiration dinner” to try to convince Kevin Durant to stay with the Warriors https://t.co/G0WYIcoXra

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

If I reach 10k followers, I will post my mom's hummus recipe.

[Shaqtin' a Fool @shaqtin]

Here's to a relaxing retirement. 🍹😂

Congrats on an incredible career, @swish41!

[Children's Health @childrens]

Starting the day looking at you, Uncle #Dirk! We're always cheering for you. We're grateful for all you do for our patients who look up to you on and off the court (not just because you're 7 feet tall!) Good luck tonight! @swish41 @dallasmavs @townbrad #GOAT

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

41.21.1.

Champion. Legend. Our GOAT.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

March comes at you fast...

[Mike Wise @MikeWiseguy]

True story: Cavs cheerleader came up to me during ‘96 Knicks game. Said, “Are you Mike Wise from The NY Times? OMG, I read everything you write.” I went to talk to her after game and she blew me off. I walked into locker room. Patrick Ewing looked up and smiled: “April Fools.”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

BREAKING: The US Open to add puppies to the ballperson team at the 2019 tournament for the first time.

All breeds welcome.