Alexandra S

Namaste

[Alexandra S @thealeki]

UK Worldwide UK Eurovision #eurovisiongr

[Alexandra S @thealeki]

Η Σερβία θα με στοιχειώνει τα βράδια.
#eurovisiongr

[Alexandra S @thealeki]

Είμαι η μόνη που πιστεύω πως ο τραγουδιστής της Σερβίας θα έρθει να με πάρει στον ύπνο μου 😶#eurovisiongr

[Alexandra S @thealeki]

Καλά αυτό της Ουκρανίας θα το βάλω να με κοιμήσει #eurovisiongr

[Shrimad Rajchandra Mission Dharampur @SRMDharampur]

True intelligence comes from 3 core abilities: solving problems with clarity, adjusting with grace in any situation and making decisions that are thoughtful.

When these qualities grow, so does your inner strength. Nurture them a little every day and watch the shift within you.

[JW @baronlordvader]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: “How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[whothehellismirco @sentimircoentai]

the way many esc songs slowly became irrelevant and forgotten but NOT THEM

[Alekkkk^🏳️‍🌈 Baby Lasagna gatito @rencznik]

Way better
#Eurovision2025

[⚪️ sierra catalina @sierracatalina]

to all the humans in ‘monogamous’ relationships out there:

tonight I demoed an AI facial recognition app that scans all dating sites with as little as 2, low-quality images of a person, built by two university kids for next to nothing & I just gotta say— get your lives right because it was flawless.

so stop doing whatever it is you shouldn’t be doing because you will be caught.
& those kids will be rich 🤣.

[Alexandra S @thealeki]

Μόνο αυτό #understood_the_assignment

[justice @justicexlambiIy]

me next time Florida has a Hurricane:

[Πικρόχολη Γεροντοκόρη @bittersweet2378]

Ξέχασα τα ακουστικά σπίτι

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

He needs an attorney

[Alexandra S @thealeki]

Absolut vibes https://t.co/xUoQoH7KAf

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Without saying the word, we all heard it. What Kamala Harris did during the debate was genius. I have never seen the loathsome piece of shit so thoroughly emasculated. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

putting “reddit” at the end of every question i have on google cuz i will never trust an AI i need John from 13 years ago that has the same problem as me to solve it

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Just in case Oasis comes on shuffle.

[Adam Crigler @AdamCrigler]

Dear @elonmusk

Please turn off auto-refresh.

We are all sick of reading a post only to have it disappear never to be seen again.

-X users