Allie 👽🪐

Astrophysics & Astrobiology 👽🪐 “Nature carries no obligation to accommodate our limited capacity to interpret reality”- Neil deGrasse Tyson •23•

[Allie 👽🪐 @thealienfinder]

Ignorance is bliss and I am living blissfully ✨✨✨

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I don’t like when they’re mean to Peter G sometimes he just wants to play :( #keepingitpeter

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Don’t claim the glory if you don’t know the whole story #streaks

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If John B from outer banks was a bird….
John Beak

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I am lorde ya ya ya

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“Son of a birch” but replace “son” with Malaysia, “of a” with flight, and “birch” with 370… coincidence? I think not!

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I’m gonna quasi on your periodically until you pulsate #keepingitreal #youonlyliveonce

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#cincodemayo

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https://t.co/N6OUhTU0yd That Power

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@Carsontaco Nahhhh I think mines worse…🙁

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Nothings worse than when you’re trying to make the best latte of your life and you accidentally put too much milk in. There’s no going back from there :(

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@Carsontaco I like that idea… you know what, let me have a word with them!

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I want to see more extremely literal movie titles. Like if they named the movie Titanic “The boat that hit an iceberg and sunk”. I think there’s some magic to that…

[Allie 👽🪐 @thealienfinder]

I feel like we don’t talk enough about that one episode of Kickin It where Gabby Douglas fell in love with Milton💀

[Allie 👽🪐 @thealienfinder]

Barefoot Contessa has done more for me than any therapist could ❤️ #BBNaijaAllStar #barefootcontessa

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Me when I make the funniest, most comical joke to ever infiltrate one’s ear drums and no one hears it #crying

[Allie 👽🪐 @thealienfinder]

People don’t talk about Vats of Acid enough. A whole vat? Of acid?? This is crazy 😧

[Allie 👽🪐 @thealienfinder]

The S’mores ice cream from Trader Joe’s. 100/10. Thank you Joe. Thank you 😻🩷 #traderJoes #icecream

[Allie 👽🪐 @thealienfinder]

My favorite thing is the tik tok slideshows of all those silly little tweets. Makes me have a jolly good day! #jollygoodshow #NATO

[Allie 👽🪐 @thealienfinder]

I think that 3am is such a perfect time because you can either be at peace with your thoughts or pray a ghost doesn’t kill you. Either way I’m having a great night! 😁 #thoughtoftheday #4thofJuly