Ali Epp

OHWaAAA

[B @Bo_ontheGo]

Normalize just painting over top of your cuticles

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

I’m just gunna go home and de-bread a chicken nugget I think

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

If Nelly Furtado doesn’t play crocodile rock from the cinematic adventure Gnomeo & Juliet I’m going to be CHOKED

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

When I say “I’ve got that dog in me” this is the dog

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

Voting for the SILLY BILLY party

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

If you are givin’ me soup you better give me the GD crispy crunchies.

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

Getting roasted by Google photos rn

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

I am the Chicken McGriddle of women

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

My deepest apologies for anyone else living with a Swifty right now.

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

September is the Saskatchewan of months

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

If no allowed pick nose why dangly nostril cleaner on end of arm bones

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

Harambeans made an appearance on my Home Screen, it’s going to be a GREAT DAY BOIS

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

We are ded now good work everyone

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

The world dies when Betty white dies.

[Ali Epp @thealiepp]

Queen Lizzy with the one-two punch baby

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has had his military titles and royal patronages revoked just one day after his attempt to have a lawsuit dismissed from alleged Jeffrey Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre was denied. https://t.co/pWZiPKwE1M

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

if you ask me to go on a walk with you I will always say yes. I am an absolute glutton for a strut, literally obsessed with going on a little fucking stroll and lollygagging about! I’m always on the prowl for a promenade! a slut for a saunter and ambling around like a fool!