Muhammad Allie

Follow me; everything is alright and my tweets are pretty tweety.

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@bekrobwar no yours is legit the cutest one ever.

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@bekrobwar Roommate agrees that's the prettiest baby in the world.

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@bekrobwar seriously prettiest baby ever and he has ur perfect lil nose

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@bekrobwar OK I SWEAR YALL ARENT THAT PRETTY HOW DID YALL EVEN DO THIS???!!!!!???

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@bekrobwar holy shit.. start calling her grace... that's what they'd do w a hoooman child (me)

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@rybar93 I have a cd of that show that still makes its way into the rotation sometimes

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@bekrobwar Ohhhh wellll, you’re proof now, aren’t ya?

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@bekrobwar THANK YOU. This debate divided our home only days ago.

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

Everyone’s dying and parents are pretending to get poop on their kids and posting it on the internet as a prank... this is the end.

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@kaaaelah do it!!!!

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

Years of thrift searching for a coverall jumpsuit that will fit me right & the only one I've ever found was issued by Escambia County Corrections Facility.

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@beetlejordan ACAB

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

If you wanna ruin your day, google the female genitalia of hyenas

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

My skill set includes eating tacos and hurting myself

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@babygurlmb16 A chip, banana, and pack of almond butter

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

White girls sippin’ on white claws, lookin for that white powder, if you give it to ‘er for free, she’ll let you munch on her clam chowderrrr (my new country song about the females of Pensacola, FL.)

[☘️Cool Hand Coop☘️ @Coop_A_Loop57]

@JohnThompson_90 How the hell did 13 people get on a plane from luggage to boarding in 45 mins? Questionable. Kevin is running through the airport screaming his lungs out and no one pays any attention. I realize it was pre 9/11 but I feel like that type of behavior was still frowned upon.

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@Coop_A_Loop57 @JohnThompson_90 Nevermind but still... how’d they afford that house with a billion kids?

[Muhammad Allie @thealliebryan]

@Coop_A_Loop57 @JohnThompson_90 Those are cousins!!!